Pelumi

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

I saw a post about giving your child rice and beans mixed in a plate to separate to tire them out.

It worked wonderfully well with Eden.

[Victory🎙️| Use Recollyai @egbokavictory_]

I took this advice.

I rented a decent self contain at a developing area in 2025.

600K. Very affordable.

4 months into living there, EFCC broke down every door in the compound at 2am in the morning.

They turned my house upside down and searched my devices, when they didn't see what they're looking for, they left.

Exactly a month after that incident, armed thieves broke into the compound at exactly 1am and robbed everyone, made away with a neighbor's car.

2 months after that, EFCC broke into the compound again.

This time, even when they searched devices there and didn't see anything, they took everyone to their station.

That's the must traumatic event of my life.

I slept in their hell of a cell from 2am to 9am.

I hired a lawyer to bail myself out even when nothing incriminating was found on my devices.

See eh, when people make certain decisions about where to live, sometimes it's more than Lifestyle influencing it.

They want security.

They want stable electricity, which is crucial to their work.

They want many other things that have nothing to do with living above your means.

[Floofs 🦌🇦🇺 @Floofsss]

Yes. Let's walk into the exam with the rectangular, tumor sized pen.
Not suspicious at all.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Carlos Baleba has passed his Manchester United medical.

The midfielder has signed a five-year contract with an option to extend until 2032 🚨

[$ @jxtsummer]

sept, oct, nov & dec will be filled with good news.

[WURA✨ Jewelry & Ankara in Abuja @Cyborgofbuj]

My “if we don’t get married before 30 we’ll marry ourselves” got married yesterday.

[Jesutoba @JayTee_RN]

for that 1000th Goals celebration na Ankara we dey pick abi lace?

[Vickyybae @taiye___]

The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.

[Mat Velloso @matvelloso]

Sarah Connor: "When they chase you, always run towards a wall. For some reason nobody trained them to stop. That's how we win in the future"

[Daniel @General_D__]

that’s why i’m living with my grandma.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You no nonchalant reach me o
I just like you😂

[Opac Jr @OP4C]

Zion Suzuki to instruct the Villa team how to commit seppuku at half time

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

That sprint from Elanga wasn’t ordinary man😭 https://t.co/6vcDbCR9Uy

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Nigeria Cannot Become a Killing Field

What is happening to our country?

In recent days, deadly attacks have struck Benue, Plateau and Niger States, three contiguous states in Nigeria’s North-Central region.

In Mangu, Plateau State, at least 23 people were officially reported killed in the Jwak Maitumbi attack, while residents put the toll above 30. More than 45 houses were reportedly destroyed. In Borgu, Niger State, recent attacks reportedly killed over 40 people and abducted more than 100, though the figures remain contested.

This comes amid continuing violence in Benue, where communities face repeated killings, abductions and the destruction of homes and livelihoods.

Nigeria is not officially at war, yet citizens are being attacked in their villages, abducted after prayers, driven from their homes and stripped of their farms.

What is happening in Benue, Plateau and Niger is similar to what is happening elsewhere in the country, with some attacks even going unreported. The violence across these states must no longer be treated as isolated incidents. It is a national security emergency requiring urgent and coordinated action.

I urge governments at all levels to wake up to their responsibility and take urgent and decisive action to end this madness once and for all.

Government must protect vulnerable communities, improve intelligence and rapid-response capabilities, rescue abducted Nigerians, and arrest and prosecute those responsible.

We cannot keep counting bodies after every attack. We must prevent these attacks before they happen.

Protecting lives and property is the most basic duty of government. Nigerians deserve nothing less.

Nigeria must not become a killing field. -PO

[𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒌 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 🇫🇷 (🇵🇹) @MarckUnited]

Oui Rockstar, j'ai leaké GTA VI. Viens me chercher, frangin

Je m’appelle Patrick Dorgu et je joue ailier gauche à Manchester United.

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

I like when people don’t panic in chaos… not because they don’t have the spirit of urgency, but because they’re thinking g of a way out already.
E don sup, E don sup… let’s get out of it.
I am People

[z @whoiszolo]

this is a very beautiful way to praise your dad tbh.

[mwende, 🦋 🌼 @f_ckme1]

Mosquitoes should be classified as wild animals

[BORN STONER @blaqjoker91]

Some girls suck dick, Others let you fuck their mouth

[soph @_brumxx]

This is the brokest I’ve been in a while and I’m usually broke. It’s like a new level unlocked