𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬!

𝗛𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆-𝗗𝗼 𝗙𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝘀! 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨? ┊ ˚₊‧꒰ა $ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

➷

𝙏𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻,

𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝗮
𝗰𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣!

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

( Jeez, is it me, or do these newcomers keep lookin' stranger an' stranger, huh? I'm'a bug, but these guys have got me feelin' like a fish outta water with all those stares! )

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

@fellowthespian // I MUST BE OFF

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// howdy pillar

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

@0FPARASlTE // the secret hidden power of howdy pillar ... being hot

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// verse comeback of the century we cant keep getting away with these /silly

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// sorry i havent been here for a while i have to get my jokes out

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// i would be banned from that production set /j

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// howdy pillar

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

@fellowthespian // [ turns away mysteriously ]

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

@fellowthespian // i think you know

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// im fine now

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// sorry the demons got me

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// sweet i dont have to change his icon hes elvis for halloween /silly

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

Nice t'know I stay on your mind, huh?

[ Snickering to himself. ]

[𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑻 .ᐟ.ᐟ @fellowthespian]

( blink blink )

. . .

GOD F####### ###### PEICE OF #####

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// I FUCKING FORGOT

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

[ nc ]

"why did you use that picture for latter"

i dont like him ( 👍👍👍👍 )

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

– I ain't a fly in th' trap just yet, sunshine!

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// STOP
I JUST FUCKING NOTICE "LATTER PILLAR, SO - CALLED ARTIST"

HOWDY IS SUCH A DICK 😭😭😭

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

[ nc ]

"why did you use that picture for latter"

i dont like him ( 👍👍👍👍 )

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

@Wonderful_Wally // REAL AS HELL SO DO I

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

// howdy canonically being an asshole is so funny to me too . okay king go off!

[𖧧 ┊ 𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗗𝗬! @teIIajoke]

Bit of'a brave one, ain't'cha?

[ Endlessly amused by this, and far too tired to be upset! Reaching out to grab Spud with one hand, tucking her into his arm! ]

Y'know, you're supposed ta PAY for things. Is that so 'mush' ta ask?

[ Snicker! ]

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

( pauses mid bite, eyes wide— )

.........

( slowly finishes the grape and starts blindly fishing for another all while keeping eye contact- )