Tea Aligned

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[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

@ShalonOglevee 🤣🤣

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

The water supply needs to be tested and I’m standing on that.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I'd rather be RARE than relatable.

[IG: Hesthefner @LivinLikeHefner]

Money comes to me rapidly and abundantly 💫💫💫💫

[God IS ☥ @777_oya]

It’s Venus Day. Send a devoted Goddess a money offering. Her pockets need a break.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

I was saying... I'd read them tomorrow but that was 5 yesterday's ago.

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has 20+ unread books.

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has 20+ unread books.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

I wouldnt call it devotion because some men just live for this ... but it's fun. 🤣

[YUNG GOD ⭐️ @ALLHAILHEROINE]

devotion

[YUNG GOD ⭐️ @ALLHAILHEROINE]

devotion

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Bring back telling kids to leave the room when adults are having adult conversations.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

22 states are seeing sober drivers arrested for DUIs EN MASSE. Tennessee is leading the charge with their officers bypassing people blowing zeros on field sobriety tests and them basically saying “well I smell alcohol” and locking people up anyway

[. @Dboysback65]

Some people just deserve to be ignored, lmao like there’s nothing else I can do with you besides that 😭

[aaliyah (scorpio princess) @aaliyahscorp]

money is so desperate to be with me. money is always entering my bank account. i am always fucking receiving money. people are so desperate to give me money. people love to pay me for existing. money just appears in front of me randomly and no matter what i do.

[Jide @jidechiemeka]

I’m a moving woman. If you don’t give me what I want, I’ll get it else where.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Before you toss your eggs, check the carton. The recalled eggs have plant code P-1950 or 0840962 and a Julian date between 157–184 (printed on the side of the carton). If yours matches, don’t eat them

[MUSE @beccabalai]

Am i trying to be mysterious, or is my life just not your business?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’m not the villain or the victim, I am the author.

[Tea Aligned @TeaAligned]

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