Alexandria

Fiction enthusiast, design nerd, greyhound companion, and overachiever. Born in England, raised in Texas

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

@jk_rowling So is tres leches, but that’s fantastic too 🤷‍♀️🍰

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

Nothing like a man worth an est. 3.1 billion USD telling Americans that $4,000 is "a lot of money." #SOTU #StateofOurUnion

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

@hobbinero only if it's football vs lightsabers, and I get a #lightsaber!

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

When choosing between a) having to watch football, or b) refreshing the Fandago website for 30 min, I prefer the latter. #lastjedi #starwars

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

how did they take something I love and then twist it and make it revolve around football? #starwars #lastjedi

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Doctor' has no gender in English.

[Reebok @Reebok]

In case you were wondering when it IS appropriate to say, "You're in such good shape...beautiful,"... THIS:

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

Can there be a vigilante superhero who goes after people who talk on their phones in the bathroom? #gtho #bathroomtalkers

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

The question every parent dreads the most isn't "Where do babies come from?"

It's "How do you make a Horcrux?"

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

My level of adulting:

(Radio) "...they made the ultimate sacrifice—swapping their hoodies for a jacket and tie"

Me: nothing's worth that

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.

6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?

Me: *questions everything I know*

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump should know OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He's in the closet! HE HAS SCISSORS!

[Adam Lightfoot @lightfoot90]

@jk_rowling Just remember now is the part where we form Dumbledore's Army. See you all in the Room of Requirement.

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

15.8 million new jobs. 20 million more people insured. 165,000 troops home from war. Serving as your VP was the greatest honor of my life.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

THIS MOMENT, @jk_rowling:
"I am not worried, Harry,"said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water."I am with you."

[Alexandria @TeaAndThestrals]

#IStandWithStandingRock #NoDAPL https://t.co/WaSeSRLGFE

[Our Revolution @OurRevolution]

When millions of people stand together there is nothing we cannot accomplish! #NoDAPL https://t.co/sC6a4e4oR1

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

We stand together. We stick up for the vulnerable. We challenge bigots. We don't let hate speech become normalised. We hold the line. https://t.co/ro9AkRSc9Q

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I don't give a damn what trolls feel. Speaking up is about letting the people who are being intimidated know they're not alone. https://t.co/aPcd2gzAdg

[Wendy Davis @wendydavis]

Of all feelings I'm hvng right now, strngst is gratitude for our extraordinary candid @HillaryClinton She inspires #ImforeverwithHer

[Lilly @Lilly]

I literally have tears in my eyes. This is so disappointing...