Seller: A quaint house in the country! Gorgeous rustic oasis. Theres even fresh water that runs off from the mountain into the basement.
Me: That’s a plus? I think you might have foundation problems?
Seller: NO it’s quite beautiful! You get Fresh running water into the basement
Relatives asking me how’s the housing market..
Me:Oh you know not great! I saw a house with fish in the basement.
Relative:Oh cool like fish tanks?
Me:No straight up a trout farm in the basement
Relative: oh gosh how much was it?
Me: 300 000$
Relative: 👁👄👁
🥇HISTORY MADE 🥇 Zoi Sadowski-Synnott wins New Zealand’s first ever GOLD medal at an Olympic Winter Games!
Could not be more proud right now 🖤🌿
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