~bongwater~

jeevert being biggerl

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

my work friend i saw as a potential outside friend told me they listen to joe rogan

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

i love being sober (on a mushroom)

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

that awkward moment when you fill out the better help questionnaire and realize that’s all the therapy you needed

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

now hear me out

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

me if drinking coke zero was illegal

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

i’ve also created a new vibe called happy melancholy

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

i think i’m going through something. i can’t stop listening to coldplay

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

took a downer and brushed my teeth with cordizone cream 👍

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

making moves in silence
(playing video games)

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

eating and watching walking dead is not a vibe

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

pick me ass b****

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

each time i refresh the live stream

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

why’d nobody tell me a spine was inside a chicken.. i just dismembered a rotisserie and almost barfed and cried bitch. i’m haunted by that spine

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

1 day no shower i start lookin like aileen wuornos

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

@tatsonelm okay why was i also thinking about this today….

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

them: how was your derby?
me: good. i watched shrek 2

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

how unfortunate is it that i love playing fortnite

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

not me telling a homeless guy i don’t any cigs and him saying “oh, well you look like a smoker”

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

@cisfucked 😈

[~bongwater~ @teabagleaf]

what is it with men and editing the hell out of an image