Teach & Wine

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[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Sex Ed question of the year: "why are men attracted to bootas?"
#teacherlife #tgif #happyfriday

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

You know you're a teacher when post-its fall out of your jeans while you're out. #teacherlife

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Why is teaching so hard? #teacherlife #teachablemoment #spellingmatters

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

When you throw up outside a cvs after buying nothing but Gatorade and people don't know if you're hungover or have the flu.

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

When your parents go up to someone wearing ripped clothing and they ask them if they tame tigers for a living..... #dadjokes #notfunny

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Working on a project in math called Does School Payoff?, and a student justified dropping out and still making money using #PabloEscobar

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

We went to La La Land during Obama's farewell because we are in #lalaland #denial #obamas4ever

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

I don't know if I'm ready to live in a country ruled by a toddler. I can barely handle teaching pre-pubescent middle-schoolers. #SOS #sad

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Trump's twitter activity reminds me of the behavior of a triggered 6th grader (who btw don't have fully developed BRAINS). #ugh #SOS

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

When you tweet at famous actors bc you're convinced you are soulmates....

And then cry urself to sleep bc they will never know you exist.

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Tried to make my life easier by using Instacart, but then this happened. #how #instacart #app

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

That moment when you have to check your bank account before buying groceries

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

"Babe, when do I impress you?" "I'm always really amazed at how fast you can fall asleep."

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Both my grandmothers guilted me with their potential death so that I get married. #help #india

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

Just found a hidden bottle of alcohol in my high school bedroom closet that I probably put there when I was 14. #HomeForTheHolidays

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

It's funny how things get worst. Merry Christmas y'all

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

When u tell ur parents ur sitting next to a child on an international flight & they tell u to fake asthma so the hostess moves u #traveltips

[Alefiyah Lokhandwala @alefiyah92]

But clearly not enough because you left your laptop at security...

[Alefiyah Lokhandwala @alefiyah92]

When airport security tells you it looks like you've travelled before, you know you've made it. #goals #FF

[Teach & Wine @teachandwine]

For real though #bye2016