Larry Peterson

Husband, Father, Teacher

[Larry Peterson @teachbypete]

"If math is aspirin, then I want to create a headache first..." @ddmeyer Still my favorite quote to other teachers. https://t.co/HAFJCuZGT6

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

AL West champs last 10 years:

2017: Astros
2018: Astros
2019: Astros
2020: A’s (short season)
2021: Astros
2022: Astros
2023: Astros
2024: Astros
2025: Mariners
2026: Astros

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Yordan missed an American League HR title because of this.

This was his first AB of the regular season.

[🚂Scott🇹🇹 @heyyyscott]

As of tomorrow, Jose Altuve will have played more postseason games than:

The New York Mets
Baltimore Orioles
Cincinnati Reds
Pittsburgh Pirates
Minnesota Twins
Toronto Blue Jays
Kansas City Royals
Arlington Rangers
Tampa Bay Rays
Anaheim Angels
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres

[Mark Passwaters @mbpHuddle]

81-81 isn’t impressive, but 8 division titles in 10 years, four World Series appearances and two championships enters 60s-70s Orioles and 90s Braves territory. The Astros have become one of the greatest dynasties in baseball history.

[Goode Bull @MaroonAtMidnite]

Rest in Strength and Gig’em Charlie. #WeRemember

[DFF @DFF6769]

Big hair has me spinning right round baby right round 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Polymarket Didn’t realize President Trump was visiting Somalia 😂

Ilhan Omar is a traitor the United States and must be expelled.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! NPR had to make a MAJOR correction to their story about Nick Shirley

NPR initially said Shirley reported to expose “$110,000 in fraud”

NPR: “In fact, it was $110 MILLION in fraud.”

🤯🤯🤯

DON’T STOP, @nickshirleyy! 🔥

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Oil prices have PLUMMETED below $78 a barrel and are still dropping, days after President Trump finalized the Iran Peace Deal.

[GuardsInsider @GuardsInsider]

Jace LaViolette is the @MiLB Midwest League Player of the Week!

He ended the series against Lansing riding a 7-game hit streak and a 4-game extra-base hit streak 💥 LaViolette is the third @LCCaptains player to win the award this season.

#GuardsBall

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Jack @Jackkk]

MrBeast reveals once enough airlines start using Starlink, he’ll only book flights that have it

“Oh this flight has an extra hour layover? I don’t care, there’s Starlink. I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink. I really don’t care, Starlink is amazing”

“Most people listening probably haven’t used it but for reference when I filmed in Antarctica the only way to get any signal was Starlink. We had this four hour drive in the middle of Africa, you put Starlink on top of the car and you get perfect signal the entire ride”

“And I think what Elon Musk is accomplishing with SpaceX, there’s no doubt it’s going to fundamentally progress humanity in unfathomable ways. In our lifetime, someone’s going to go to Mars thanks to SpaceX, I really do believe that”

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

This is perfect.

ICE agent: “If you cared, you would care about the child who got raped and the person who got murdered by the guy we’re looking for. “

Awful, ugly white lady: “I don’t care.”

The entire insane national debate encapsulated in 20 sec.

[Larry Peterson @teachbypete]

@CPTowers @elonmusk Weird attempt at an own here. Dude has done way more than we could ever dream of. When did we stop rooting for our great innovators as well? Assuming his politics are different than yours?

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

“Men and women aren't the same. And they won't be the same. That doesn't mean that they can't be treated fairly.”

— Jordan Peterson

[Larry Peterson @teachbypete]

@ClayTravis Draft that Ole Miss kicker #1!

[Larry Peterson @teachbypete]

@propjoesays What a game!

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

Texas Tech playcalling on 4th and 1

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

Daycares in Minnesota donated a combined $35 million to political campaigns in the last two years

They didnt even try to hide the money trail.

https://t.co/jJbQtNEaNs

[Larry Peterson @teachbypete]

@realDailyWire Hahahaha you’ve got to be kidding me.