Sarcastic Teacher

Musings and mockery from a young teacher [email protected]

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

When your students aren't doing any of the assigned work but they're being quiet

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Teachers making it through May like

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

When my new baby provides legit excuse to take 6 days off

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Worried I will be exposed when my wife suddenly goes into labor and my principal calls and says “Don’t worry about it, we’ll get you a sub. Where are your lesson plans?”

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

I knew the hashtag would become a thing #fridaytimefillers https://t.co/054Oxt44Zk

[Angela Butler, Ed.D @iamangbutler]

@teacher__life #fridaytimefillers are on a whole different level on the Friday before spring break

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Me thinking about 3:16 today and the spring break which follows

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

When my wife says I have to finish the books I’ve already bought before I can get a new one

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Searches Google... “What other jobs are there besides being a teacher?”

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

When there’s education terms on my Observation form that I don’t know but I have to sound smart

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

“Presentation Day” ...aka this might go into early next week too

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

How are you filling time this Friday? #FridayTimeFiller

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Please add a note about your teaching philosophy:

STUDENT-FOCUSED. DIVERSITY. MULITCULTURAL. DIFFERENTIATED INSTRUCTION. BILINGUAL. ACTIVE ENGAGEMENT. OTHER BUZZ WORDS AS NEEDED.

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Anyone else feel anxious watching the #SuperBowlLII knowing we have school in the morning?

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

RT if you know someone like this

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Don’t act like you didn’t know

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Finish this sentence...

“I would rather ____________ than go back to school tomorrow.”

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

When your students aren't doing any of the assigned work but they're being quiet

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

🎵and a conference with no interruptions🎵

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

What would the Days of Christmas look like for educators?

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

Standardized Testing

[Sarcastic Teacher @teacher__life]

What are you thankful for this year? Saracastic school-related answers only.