Professor Maximo

learn with Maximo Garcia.
all brutal truths about woman’s and dating 😂

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Attraction Is Not an Emergency 😂
She smiled at you. You can still finish your lunch and keep your life.
#DatingAdvice #SelfRespect #DatingHumor #Mindset #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

She Is a Person, Not a Trophy 😂
Put her on a pedestal and suddenly you are dating from the basement.
#DatingHumor #Confidence #DatingTips #Relationships #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Keep Your Routine. Even When She Is Cute 😂
Your gym membership did not break up with you. Stop ghosting it.
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[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

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[MaximoProfesor @MaximoProfesor7]

Para ligar, trae personalidad. El guion de vendedor déjalo en casa. 😂 ¿Qué frase te hace salir corriendo?
#HumorDePareja #ConsejosDeCitas #Relaciones #AmorPropio #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Calm Is Attractive. The Performance Is Tiring 😂
You are on a date, not auditioning for the loudest man alive.
#DatingAdvice #SelfRespect #DatingHumor #Mindset #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Confidence is cheaper than a fake personality. 😂 Even the chihuahua knows.
#DatingAdvice #DatingHumor #Confidence #Relationships #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Your Attention Is Not a Free Subscription 😂
Stop offering premium access to someone who only checks in when bored.

#DatingHumor #Confidence #DatingTips #Relationships #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Love Is Not a Hostage Situation 😂
If it needs surveillance to survive, the romance needs a meeting.
#DatingAdvice #DatingHumor #Relationships #MensAdvice #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Everyone Has an Opinion About Your Dating Life 😂
Funny how the loudest experts never have to live with your choices.
#DatingAdvice #SelfRespect #DatingHumor #Mindset #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Be Interesting, Not Exhausting 😂
If she needs a nap after your conversation, that is not chemistry.
#DatingHumor #Confidence #DatingTips #Relationships #MaximoGarcia

[Professor Maximo @teacher_maximo]

Your Date Is Not Your Therapist 😂
She asked about your day, not for all six seasons of your trauma.
#DatingAdvice #DatingHumor #Relationships #MensAdvice #MaximoGarcia