Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered

Teacher aka Performing Artist

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@MisterHBrown @scotgov Then there’s this. How bloody depressing. But we teachers are the deficiency?

[Chris Musson @ChrisMusson]

The way John Swinney attacks our reporter here for accurately and politely pointing out an apparent contradiction in his statements is disgraceful

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

As we enter the holy month of Tranadan, it's important to observe proper etiquette when crossing rainbow roads.

If you're unsure of your responsibilities, I've provided this handy video to guide you.

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@markthehibby Chickens and roosting come to mind.

[Marko Polo @markthehibby]

🚨 "Just be very careful about suggestions there are problems with the party's finances. What part of that is not a threat?"

[Julie Bindel @bindelj]

Funny, isn't it, that Sturgeon is perfectly fine with "she raped two women", but is appalled that she is being blamed for the "crimes of a man".

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@bindelj If only Murrell had put on a dress and called himself Petunia he could have nicked five times a much. You know how we ladies love to shop.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

{satire}

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@JeremyVineOn5 Nope

[Stephen R Jones @Meliden]

@RosieDuffield1 @anetevt Amazing what you might find on a conveyor belt!!

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@RosieDuffield1 @bbclaurak why did you not ask that question?

[Rosie Duffield MP @RosieDuffield1]

" ...not enough attention has been paid to his most extraordinary purchase of all: a £349.99 Dyson hairdryer. A curious choice. Mainly because, as photographs will attest, Mr Murrell’s head is completely bald..."

https://t.co/wGUTdrrlb2

[Women's Voices Australia @womensvoicesau]

Not sure I could love Germaine Greer any more than I do. Everytime I watch this clip 💜💜 her a little more. For all the sex denialists this is the original critique of “gender”. Take note: Women are a sex class.

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Living in a luxury house in London and sipping champagne on the book festival circuit is about as far away from serving a prison sentence as I can imagine. It’s worth remembering that thanks to Nicola Sturgeon vulnerable women in Scottish prisons are banged up with violent men.

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@joannaccherry That wee tight mouth & jiggly head, like a woodpecker. If that’s how she hectors in public, imagine what she’s like in private. Her relevance in Scotland is tarnished; no number of book tours, interviews or statements will rehabilitate her public image.

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

She is not being held responsible for her husband’s crimes. She is being called to account for her deliberate frustration of the legitimate scrutiny which might have revealed those crimes. The distinction should be perfectly intelligible to anyone except the disingenuous.

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@ElenaBee0 Watch straps

[Doing one's best to work to rule #scunnered @teachfirstlast]

@RealPeteBennett A man. A man who’s ill and deluded, but still a man.

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@KirstieMAllsopp Consider that that one issue might be causing them a great deal of pain or danger.

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@ScotExpress Oh fuck off. He’s such a pain in the arse. Who the fuck voted him in.

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@Kristinartz 50+50-(25x0)+2+2
100-0+4
=104