Kindergarten Chaos

Documenting the adventure that is my first years of teaching kindergarten, where the people are small, moments are never dull, and everyday is new.

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Yes my class and I have a secret handshake. Yes they think we are the coolest kids ever #kindergarten #werock #pattycake

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Came in from prep carrying a lot of stuff my students look at me and ask me in total disappointment "did you go to the store without us?!"

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Told my kids I got engaged over break, their response "Yay!! Now you can go get a kid!!" #goingtothestore #kindergarten

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You know you teach kindergarten when you get a mug like this as a Christmas present 😍😍 #lovethem #kindergarten #besties

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Day 5: They have escaped!!! Most of them couldn't get out fast enough and forgot hats boots or gloves! #kindergarten #finallyfree

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Day 3 of indoor recess: I was forced to read the weather report to prove they indeed can't go outside. #kindergarten #letusout

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Day 2 of indoor recess:students have tried to silently protest the go noodle in hopes they will go out instead. #Kindergarten #letusout#cold

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Day 1 of indoor recess: classroom natives are found looking longingly out the window Wishing they were in the snow #kindergarten #letusout

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You know you teach kindergarten when you have a stuffy nose and your whole class thinks you are dying. #concerned #imok #kindergarten

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My kids would seriously "poop" themselves over this 😂😂#loveit #kindergarten https://t.co/g2pYCb9Shm

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When @MsVsKinder finds poop emoji erasers you make ten frame cards to go with them using glitter… https://t.co/IsC9ULpTgC

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You know you teach kindergarten when you have to take a 1 minute snow watching break. #kindergarten

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Told some kids in another class I was famous. They are now spreading it around school 😂😂#Imastar #celebritystatus #kindergarten

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Me: if you don't settle down I will have to eat all the snack myself.
Student: you can't do that, cuz then you would get fat! #kindergarten

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You know you are a teacher when you go to happy hour and pull a pencil and Pokemon cards out of your pocket😂😂#lovemyteam #teachersrock

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You know you teach kindergarten when the students cheer for you because you shared you are going to a parade #kindergarten #cueapplause

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When a parent drops off their student on a Friday and brings you a coffee #CaffeineAddiction #kindergarten #longweek

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Overheard when looking at this: "that's what a chicken looks like" "yeah that's what a girl chicken looks like"

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When working at my table S1: Miss H why are we so good at this?
S2: It's because we are kindergarteners! #heartmelt #kindergarten #werock

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Things said this week:put your shirt on, if I see anymore hair the scissors will be gone, chairs are for sitting not standing #kindergarten

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In the middle of reading a story:
Student- "mosquitos bite your butt because they need it to lay eggs" blankly stares
Me- ok #kindergarten