Nick S

Husband, father, Cleveland sports enthusiast.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Not to be dramatic, but wow.

#GuardsBall

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

Thank you George Washington.

#America

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

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[thedealsguy @thedealsguy_]

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[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"And they will play a game, divided into two halves."

"And how much time is in each half?"

"Nobody knows."

[Luke Potosky @LukePotosky]

Brayan Rocchio has hit CLE’s 103rd walk-off home run in the Progressive Field/Jacobs Field era. 📊

CLE has 11 more walk-off HR than any MLB team since 1994 (Athletics, 92).

MAGIC at the corner of Carnegie & Ontario. 🪄

#GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

@SleeperGuards Call by Hammy was so much better !

[SleeperBrowns @SleeperBrowns]

Me when a Steelers fan tries to tell me the Browns stink when the Steelers haven’t won a playoff game in 10 years

#DawgPound

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

And yet the @CleGuardians are tied for 1st in AL Central and have the 3rd best record in the AL.

[Drake @GamblingGuards]

The Guardians, as a team, are:
28th in batting average
26th in runs scored
28th in hits
25th in home runs
29th in total bases
29th in SLG
28th in OPS

This is a very, very, very bad baseball team. Arguably the worst offense in baseball. And Grant Fink is still employed

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

🇺🇸 🥇

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: Marshawn Lynch reveals that he didn’t touch any of the $56,769,878 he made while playing in the NFL.

"On my off days, I’d go work with these brands and get a bag, bring in a couple 100 bands, and I could just eat off that and not worry bout my game check."

A true role model on and off the field 👏

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

Kids today will never understand going to a library to write a paper…

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Mark Schwab @MarkSchwab]

20 years? A drought? Clevelanders could do 20 years standing on their heads.

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Matthew McConaughey explains the difference between a nice guy and a good man

"A nice guy gets along. Yeah, I'll do that, sure. They don't necessarily have discernment or judgment, not sure what they stand for or against."

"A good man has ideals he stands for and stands against. When they're tested, a good man is not a nice guy."

"It doesn't mean you've got to be a dick. It means sometimes you go, this is for me and that is not. And if you trespass on me and my family, I will do my best to cause consequences."

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

🇺🇸👀

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
🇺🇸 ⚽️ 🏟 🇺🇸

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

#Browns

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

Monken: “We will start fall camp just like we’ve been doing, alternating those (quarterbacks).

“I’d love to have it now. We just don’t.”

[Nick S @teachwritelearn]

💯 😆

[Clinton Yates @clintonyates]

genuinely brilliant tweet