Self-Saboteur

Writer. Queer. Feminist. Tired. She/Her.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

Why could I have gotten chronic chillness instead of this chronic illness?

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

No one has more free time than a small business owner in a Hallmark movie.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

Look, I can't prove it, but at dinner tonight I did a perfect impression of Matt Damon's accent in Invictus. The children wept.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

@amayoco @DGlaucomflecken Came here to say exactly this!

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

While trying to fall asleep, does anyone else lose all track of how their teeth should rest? Are they offset? Are we clenching? Surely they must at least be touching. No? Just me? Cool.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

@the_tweedy Not to mention how we, as disabled drivers, are required to exit our vehicles unsafely to ask that they move.

[The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy]

"Oh I am just stopped here for a second but I'd move if someone asked me."

As a wheelchair user who regularly has to ask nondisabled ppl to move along so I can park in an accessible spot, this is a straight-up lie.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

There's more to the world of art than Leonardo da Vinci and Pablo Picasso.

So here are 11 brilliant, beautiful, & bizarre painters you've (probably) never heard of:

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

For all the little girls who are told you’re too much, I wish I could tell you it gets better. But it doesn’t.

It still hurts — no matter how old you are.

Be too much anyways, though. The world doesn’t get to make you smaller just because they’re uncomfortable.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

I'd like to retire Napoleon style. Give me an island off France, a staff of people who adore me, and 2 million francs a year.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

@k8_lister Nah, I've always been that way

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

Took the bus to the store instead of bribing my kiddo to go for me. Got off the bus, took three steps, and dislocated my hip 🤣🤣🤣

Bodies are dumb and no good deed goes unpunished.

#ChronicPain

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

This exact thing happens to me when I'm without my youngest!

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

It's so weird being an introverted parent to an extroverted child because whenever I'm around town without her, strangers are like "hey, where's Greta?" and I'm like you're a random senior citizen in the coffee shop, how do you know my 4-year-old??

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

@j_mcelroy since you're in Victoria today...

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

I am neither hunter, nor gatherer. I am the Oracle they stone to death when my predictions all turn out wrong.

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

The confidence! The economy of movement! Swoon!

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[Self-Saboteur @teacuphuman09]

Went grocery shopping tonight with my sister from another mister, both of us "sundowning" on our ADHD/anxiety meds and hey, we may not be quiet, but at least we're entertaining!