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[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[gabriel; @Foramity]

white people be so mad about being white. Not me, I’m half white and embrace my culture by listening to emo music, cussing at my mom, and fucking with green bean casserole heavy

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @spoilshana]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Just found only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

[Sunny @sunflavaa]

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

ion hang with the btches who got low self esteem. you wanted to go out, but complaining about yo stomach being big all night will piss me tf off

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My hyper independency actually comes from the lack of urgency people have when it comes to me.

Moving too slow = never mind i got it.

[s💌 @notanarch1ve]

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[paw @pawcord]

i’m genuinely in love with this ad
a french one? for a SUPERMARKET?? like woah

[jay @kendallhosseini]

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS