Teagan

nahh

[Teagan @teaganXVI]

When tech week meets Beyoncé

[Joey Gentile @Joey_Gentile]

nikkie tutorials built an empire as a trans woman for 10 years + & didn’t let her identity become the forefront of her career! She told no one. She is a self built CEO of her own artistry & sheer dedication to the beauty industry! #nikkietutorials

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK

1. leg bouncing
2. picking at your lips
3. walking very quickly
4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY I SO TIRED
5. peeing! lots of peeing
6. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W
7. “am i being annoying??”
8. “they hate me”

[adam @brokeangeI]

my stomach after i ate polly pocket shoes, clothes and accessories when i was 5

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[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children

[lic @licipiece]

nobody:

white boys at catholic high schools:

[Daddy Lex @xeel__]

PERIODTTTTTTT!! I know I’m not the only one who cut up when this song come on! 🤣

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Alice. Without your undivided attention she could explode. 13/10 not sure why you’d risk it

[helena riley @freshhel]

if a server is putting a plate down and there’s something in the way and u just stare at the thing in the way instead of moving it u should literally be publicly executed and your parents should be too

[HENNY @hena_kripalani]

them: “don’t come over here with that bs”
me: *going over there with that bs*

[han @HannahmHartman]

Me:

My dad:

Me:

My dad: when do u work next

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Those of you who butter your bagel instead of adding cream cheese. Explain yourself.

[island gyal⁷ @bzdarling]

It’s being sex trafficked but okay

[Blk Girl Culture @blkgirlculture]

Happy 40th Birthday to the ageless Bianca Lawson

(These pictures were taken 25 years apart by the way)

[Ian @scoobydoofan32]

egyption farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops

[jables @yojohnwhatsup]

When the mechanic asks me what sounds the car is making

[Arianté🍒🐆 @aristew_]

aw he's upset his daddy cut his dreads 😩😂

[Blue Sky Ray @QuietRay]

*Gets a haircut *

ME (the moment i get out the chair):

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

(saluting my gf immediately after sex) thank you for ur cervix