teagan bo beagan

mentally unstable mama of 3 ✨welcome to the shit show✨

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

I’m so fucking pumped for spring break. This week has been so crazy and I am ready to sleep in and enjoy my babies. Let’s hope they can get along for 9 days

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Telling my child all of the things I needed to hear growing up and hoping that it sticks..

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

It sucks cause I had such a good productive day and it all came crashing down hard in the last 2 hours 😅😭

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Life is feeling really hard right now

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Why is it so hard for me to do the simplest things

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I did make him order Christmas Eve pj’s though so that’s something 🤣

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Me asking my husband to help with Christmas presents this year and then buying them all on my own really is some form of stupidity

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

life really chewing me up and spitting me out

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Pissed off bc I ordered a Vietnamese sub and it didn’t say it had peanuts on it and I’m eating in the tv light cause my kids are sleeping so I didn’t see them and now I’m having an allergic reaction at 10pm after a day of extreme parenting 😤

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Stressed myself tf out because I bought concert tix my daughter couldn’t attend but turned around, resold them and made $27 🤣 could’ve probably made more but I just wanted them gone. Life is crazy yall but good things come to those deserving 🩷

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Soooo I bought my daughter tickets to see her fave group @thereklaws and I’m just now finding out they changed it to an 18+ event ???! wtf 😭

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Growth is realizing you should order the small DQ blizzard instead of the medium or large you used to order as a teenager with an excellent metabolism

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

@mosgx2 I didn’t see this in time to vote but I just want to say that half of these people are wrong lol. She def looks most like you minus the hair

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

Not even a baseball fan but I was locked in to the World Series and I’m sad now.

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

I need to cut down on the availability I give my work. They chose all of the days that I gave them 😒

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

If I don’t laugh I’m gonna cry and never stop

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

I just listened to my 11 year old scream inconsolably for 40 minutes because her hands are itchy. We are not the same.

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How do I do this x3. I swear to god I’m going to die of an ulcer at an early age.

[teagan bo beagan @teaganbobeagan]

I can tell myself “she’s not giving me a hard time she’s having a hard time” but holy fuck this is the most exhausting shit in the world and I can’t handle it.