Teagon McRae

Got my feet on the ground and my head in the sky

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

@ontwov2 Same with me.

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

"Dance To Forget" | FNAF SL Minecraft Music Video (Song by TryHardNinja) https://t.co/TDUgavoRP8 via @YouTube

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

"Don't Come Crying" [VERSION A] Minecraft FNAF SL Animated Music Video (... https://t.co/USBYDGjLms via @YouTube 😊

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

Justin Trudeau : Let’s Get Indigenous Communities Safe, Clean Drinking Water Now. FFS. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1XluvPSRoL via @CdnChange

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

@TELUS @TELUSsupport thanks for a great fight. So over this shitty service

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

All systems and weather are looking good for today’s Falcon 9 launch of Dragon’s first all-civilian spaceflight. Webcast will go live ~4 hours before liftoff https://t.co/bJFjLCzWdK

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Watch Countdown on Netflix about Inspiration4 mission launching today

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I’m sending cast and crew a hunka hunka burning love.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Get the damn vax.

[T.I. @Tip]

Rest In Peace to a cultural icon. There are no words that can mend the loss the hip-hop community felt today 🕊 #RIPDMX

[No Period Without @NoPeriodWithout]

Today @CityofEdmonton committed to providing free menstrual products in all women and gender inclusive washrooms located at city-owned facilities.

This will come into effect no later than June 16th, 2021. A huge step in the right direction towards ending period poverty!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

A researcher interviewed 30 grocery store workers in the Guelph area about work since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic.

The goal? To see how to improve conditions and to inform the public what it is like to work on the front lines. https://t.co/dg078H9QLq

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

I entered this #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/pljjFT6bDM

[UFC @ufc]

🥺🥺🥺🥺 #UFC259

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

Thank you @HistoryTVCanada for @HistoryVikings !!! ♥️ 🇨🇦

[50cent @50cent]

🤐i don’t have to say anything else.

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

@LynneStephanie2 @AmazonHelp I hope that’s the case... sure was a similar situation. I’ve been battling the bots about it haha

[Teagon McRae @teagonmcrae]

Anyone else in #Canada not able to access season 6b of @HistoryVikings on #AmazonPrime ?? I’m so unbelievably disappointed @amazonca @PrimeVideo