Teague Dill

Opinions expressed here are not my own, but that of my alter twitter ego.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

My 2 litmus tests for whether or not a stranger is a good person:

1: They put the shopping cart back where it belongs

2: They stand a few feet back from the airport baggage claim until they see their bag, instead of cutting in front and blocking people's view for no reason

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

This girl is game ready! #WreckEm #TexasBowl

[David Herrmann @herrmanndigital]

Your ads are doing well because you have a good product people want.

Your ads are doing bad because you have a bad product that people don’t think they need.

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

@TTU_EQUIPMENT @TexasTechFB @JoeyMcGuireTTU @JesiahPierre @trey_wolff2 Happy to be a small part of this long-standing TTU tradition! 🍉 #WreckEm

[The Owen Group @theowengrp]

Big thanks to @JoeyMcGuireTTU for helping us with a PSA for @RMHCsouthwest today! #wreckem #letsgo 🌵

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

🌵 #WreckEm

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

also fyi I personally don’t rate people’s attractiveness numerically. that’s gross and wrong. I rate it by whether they laugh at my jokes

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

I don’t feel like motorcycle cops should be allowed to write tickets for not wearing a seatbelt.

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

@ecomlegend Facebook

[Jody S. Laughter∴ @Lubbockist]

Happy 4/1 to @_delconte from @CoachAdams_TTU and all TTU fans. Enjoy breakfast for two on me!
😉👆

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

@TTU_EQUIPMENT Is impact counting like this new? Never seen it before. Pretty amazing stuff to keep players safe!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

🗣 “SHE’S GOT IT! WHAT A PLAY!”

The cheerleader saves the day 😂👏 #MarchMadness

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

So sad that kids today spend so much time online. When we were kids we were always outside throwing rocks at one another, smoking, lighting small fires, stealing car hood ornaments, shoplifting, trying drugs... one time I drank gasoline.

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

13 years on Twitter and I have a solid 179 followers. #KillingIt #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

Showing the official as TCU took the lead was pretty spot on.

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

I’m convinced that a block/charge is now a complete toss up.

[TTU Hoops & 🌵 team @nosnakettuhoops]

You can’t spell “Plainview McDonalds” without two “L’s”

[Brad Kellner - Texas Sports @BradKellner_]

Texas Tech went 5-1 against Kansas, Baylor and Texas. Only loss came in 2OT at Allen Fieldhouse.

The Red Raiders have delivered in big games all season long. Today was no exception.

[Mark Adams @CoachAdams_ECU]

Retweet if you’re with us.

[Teague Dill @teaguedill]

“Every year when he goes to a new program…” things announcers are forced to say about players in college basketball these days.