The secret of the ooze

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[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

@ScotRail hi, is there a reason the office/indoor area of the Mt Florida station is locked? There's two staff inside, so it's not unattended. I'm 9 months pregnant and would like a seat that isn't in the rain.

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

I have only just learned I need to apply to replace my BRP with an e-visa, by the end of the year. I learned this because I happened to read a BBC article about it. The Home Office haven't informed me. The incompetence is scandalous

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

@MerriamWebster Hello. Is there a term for words that are their own opposites, depending on context? E.g. "literally" (I think it's largely accepted that it sometimes means "figuratively" now)

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Imagine being 34 and singing about your boyfriend watching American Pie and playing GTA.

The more I listen to TTPD the more vicarious embarrassment I feel (and I generally like her music! I have tickets to the Eras tour!)

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

My Scottish-Canadian toddler listening to @Raffi_RC and @goodlovelies sing Wild Mountain Thyme ♥️♥️♥️

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

So High School is hilarious bc it doesn't actually say anything nice about him, it just lists facts or uses phrases he likes ("full throttle") and one point suggests he's dumb. #tppd

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Still being hounded for £170 for idling in a car park for 11 mins to breastfeed my infant two years ago. Cool cool cool cool cool

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

@flammecast I like a few songs but wow do you ever have to sort through the filler to get to them

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

I'd like a Taylor album that doesn't sound like she's in a fish tank 40 miles away #ttpd

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Michelle Froome deleting negative comments from Chris's Insta is bonkers behaviour (she's his agent, of course she runs his socials).

By now Chris is complicit. Imagine not saying anything about this level of racism from your wife/agent. Avoid his sponsors like the plague.

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Chris Froome's wife going on a racist genocidal tirade while he says absolutely nothing for 3 days and counting is unbelievable. Can only assume he's not as horrified as the rest of the world is by her comments.

He had time to distance himself but it's been 3 fucking days

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Ok. Ok ok ok. I like Taylor a lot but wouldn't call myself a Swiftie. Yes the Charlie Puth lyric is terrible. BUT.

A review of Conversations With Friends once said Joe looked "remarkably like a golden retriever" so I'm assuming that's what the big dumb retriever line is about

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

And the UK fucking abstained. I'm so ashamed and heartbroken and full of rage

[PA Media @PA]

#Breaking The US has vetoed a UN resolution backed by the vast majority of the Security Council demanding an immediate ceasefire in Gaza

[T Oakes-Monger @tash_om]

when you spend 3 years of your life diligently researching and collating evidence around the clinical importance of inclusive language, speak to trans people, clinicians, orgs and patients and test out the language options and then the gov says no bcos they hate trans ppl 🙃

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

@TUPPER_WEREWOLF Don't do this.

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Excuse me who the fuck said women wither and die in middle age anyway?? What a bizarre claim to write a headline against??

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

In the realm of performance, there is simply no one better than Beyoncé, who is living proof that women don’t wither and die in middle age, they flourish https://t.co/GeDEAnNAcT

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

What's being done to bolster the careers of people who carried out this research?

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

ACADEMIC TWITTER: if, when attending conferences, research is being presented by ppl who didn't actually undertake it, ask them: why aren't the researchers presenting this? Were they invited? Are senior figures acting as the public face for work that more junior staff did?

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Were the researchers invited even to watch their work being presented?

[The secret of the ooze @teahags]

Someone please tell me what cargo e-bike to buy so that can ferry my child from place to place.