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[tj @teajones3000]

@charity_sano that fence is a metaphor for locking you in. you need to spread your wings and fly over it.That means get good grades=college

[tj @teajones3000]

@charity_sano are you at school or is that prison?

[tj @teajones3000]

One dude I hope I don't ever see again- the hotel maintenance guy. You were nice and all but switching rooms late at night is not cool.

[tj @teajones3000]

@charity_sano kids blow up social media 24/7. Then amazing nights like the formal and silence....where's all the pics?!?

[tj @teajones3000]

@tamiks4 @nsano43 Tamiks I text you twice that I spent all my Jan bday fund on kaya. She is way cuter. You need to step up your game.

[tj @teajones3000]

@nsano43 you had chips and salsa! Plus I brought you an amazing gift.

[tj @teajones3000]

When u hear someone drop their cell phone on a public bathroom floor.Relief it didn't drop in the toilet yet the justification seems mute.

[tj @teajones3000]

Bart Simpson was not that original because my kid has never seen it and he is asking every minute "are we there yet" "are we there yet"...

[tj @teajones3000]

The resistance = kids won't nap on our 5 hr drive.

[tj @teajones3000]

Kids started liking cinnamon rolls so now I have to share....🙁

[tj @teajones3000]

When you purposefully pick a restaurant because you know it's a poke stop.

[tj @teajones3000]

@charity_sano android phones👎🏼

[tj @teajones3000]

Back to school soon for the kids... That translates to a cleaner house!!

[tj @teajones3000]

This will be the only time I wish I lived by a shopping center so that I could have a 24/7 pokestop w/out leaving my house.

[tj @teajones3000]

When you let your kids run in the house because it's too hot to go outside...

[tj @teajones3000]

Craziest thing I did today, got up early and left the house w/out showering... To add my strongest Pokemon to a gym. With my kid.

[tj @teajones3000]

Dryer is squeaking/breaking. I'm now down to my dress pants. Next dresses. The hubby better fix this soon!!

[tj @teajones3000]

Going on vacation... Which means I'm packing my house up to go with. I will need a vacation after my vacation.

[tj @teajones3000]

Please note,you know I like you if I'm trying to change you.If I don't like you then I will accept you for what it is and conserve my energy

[tj @teajones3000]

Btw, I need you to publicly thank me for bringing you donuts if you ever want me to do it again. #validation ❤️ = better self esteem