crystal

too busy to die

[crystal @teakettle1]

Forgot how hot summer is in FL

[crystal @teakettle1]

Why can you not un-press an elevator button in the big 26’

[crystal @teakettle1]

After 9 years, it might be time to move back home

[crystal @teakettle1]

Psa don’t use a mandolin slicer, because you think it won’t happen to you but it will

[crystal @teakettle1]

Should I raw dog this 6 hour flight Y or N

[crystal @teakettle1]

A Leo always cries on their birthday

[crystal @teakettle1]

@shansayss Lol!!

[crystal @teakettle1]

If I’M 28 today, that means the rest of you are Really old now 🥳

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

im ok i just don't feel good at all and i don't think i'm gonna make it

[crystal @teakettle1]

The kids are playing solitaire again

[crystal @teakettle1]

Can we normalize not recording your servers

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

It's really cool how neither eating out or cooking at home is affordable anymore

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[crystal @teakettle1]

Me who gets carsick every time
*maybe if I just check my phone this time it won’t be bad*
🤢

[crystal @teakettle1]

I was born today nbd

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

that’s a cool tv man. can i hold the remote and slide the battery lid open and shut over and over again?

[crystal @teakettle1]

@xamberbitxh @DatPwussyIsMine Yeah he does the same to me I just ignore him now because first of all I know you from ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. We’re all struggling my guy, and it’s a biweekly things he hits me up for.

[crystal @teakettle1]

I’m very much not ready to get on a plane to Ohio tomorrow

[crystal @teakettle1]

Can you tell I’m happy it’s ✨summer✨