The Realest

[🦩 has pcd @64rrys]

@hehe87473974 @elefaantz god put her in jail for that jesus

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

The girls are on tiktok saying this generation of grandparents need to quit with these new nicknames they want to be called and I wholeheartedly agree. Cut that Mimi and poopoo shit out.

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@CatholicCharm Maybe get better in laws? My in laws came from a month after I gave birth and took care of literally everything while I recovered from a c section. My MIL fed me, cleaned the house, watched my older kids, anything I needed.

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@TheFigen_ I would just assume someone bought some shit off temu

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@HandyGingerGal Lol how often do you change a tire vs do a load of laundry?

[DG 🦅 #AyewKilledAfrica @Drealz4]

HOF tweet

[The Realest @tealicious12]

All I can think about after watching the entire #SeanCombsTheReckoning documentary is that I’ll never see a bottle of baby oil without thinking of p diddy

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Southwest makes it so checked bags are no longer free. Everyone does carry on bags to avoid the fee. Planes don’t have enough overhead bin space for everyone’s bags. Southwest flight attendants beg people to check their bags at the gate for free. Boarding process delayed. Genius

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@theashleyray This may be a crazy concept but not all newborns are the same

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@dissproportion Mine was driving a U-Haul

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@AmeriKraut SAHM whose inlaws lived with her for 2 months postpartum, husband took a month off, my father came by daily. If i left the house, I took the baby with me, by choice. I didn't have a baby to leave them in the house but thats just me.

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@bethanyshondark she didn't go viral for leaving the house with a newborn. she went viral for wanting to bring the newborn to a child free wedding. just to clear that up.

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@teetertooters Does the 6 year old not go to school

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

forget college. i NEVER understood private high school. your parents paid HOW MANY thousand dollars a year for you to go to high school just for both of us to be in the same classes at the university of maryland ? unreal

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I feel like flour bag technology should be better at this point.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

ppl with no sense of urgency be bothering tf outta me bro

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

@weatherchannel can someone tell me the difference between mostly sunny and partly cloudy is?

[The Realest @tealicious12]

Googled a picture of a teacup

[The Realest @tealicious12]

Very confused how a professional kicker misses a 35 yard field goal when random college kids are making them easy for pat mcafee each week

[The Realest @tealicious12]

@TheBravoDerm Bruh you’re obsessed it’s weird