medusa’s gf

it’s personal baby 💕

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

@ChrisCorne56021 @savshawz Does her job at Applebees know? What about your daughter, does she know?

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

@ChrisCorne56021 @savshawz https://t.co/MpA0e4FGkT

His “wifes” Facebook for anyone who wants to let her know what he’s up to

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

stop complaining about not losing weight when you’re drinking every night

[luis @fkadaenerys]

i think almost all the women in hotd should’ve been meaner and fiercer like they’re book counterparts 😭

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

there is a certain satisfaction in finding out that your ex that cheated on you got cheated on

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

like I get it you and your family can’t cook

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

why do people post the nastiest and most dry looking food ever like it’s something to be proud of on every holiday, really testing my limits 🤣

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

hahahauzuuxusuauahq plz stop asking me how I am losing weight I have an ED again

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

why do people try to professionally text me at 6 am like what the fuck

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

Hardest pill i swallowed was realizing i ain’t mean nothing to ppl that meant a lot to me

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

@bjatlaw ooof been fucking there 🤡

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

why are bald men so bold

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

when I say I cackled like a witch

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Normalize unfriending, blocking and muting people to protect your peace of mind.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

sometimes i do some weird shit around my frens and i think “a person is never supposed to be this comfortable around anyone”

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Plant chair 🌿

[medusa’s gf @tealtheduck]

some of the men that slide in my dm’s just initially offend me by their audacity

[lilkvert�� @kkromorr]

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

my intuition is crazy i can tell when somebody is about to eat my ass