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@guzu_p I see "SIMP" written all over his face

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@loladee154 @guzu_p Take a chill pill 💊 old lady

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

watch how this accident happen... one of the motorbike guy died on the spot

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

On Wednesday, Moses of Kanoni, Gomba, who runs a coffee factory, was shot dead by armed men in police uniforms. Based on their appearance, we can only describe them as police officers.

The reported motive is that he refused to sell his coffee to a man identified as Gabba Nogu. The men allegedly claimed they were arresting him because his factory was processing substandard coffee beans.

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@lulanzeashirafu @Lukowoyesigyire

[Evelyn AnitE @Anite__Evelyn]

I started working at the age of 18 years as a radio presenter waking up at 5:00am. worked so hard in the years. At 41years I don't have to wake up early the 500 people I employe in my group of companies do the work, all I do is read reports.
This is called strategic planning!

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@RAmpairwe @SpireJim Wama Muko mpa mwanyoko if any is still left nga seal ekyaliko😁. Such a good family lead by a real man. Cyber hugs to your dad.

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@SpireJim It's okay to ask for all those things nga your daughter is a virgin. It's makes sense. She is one in a million. Naye most families as for alot nga the girl has seen more ceilings than a painter. Some guys even chewed her for free. Then some f00lish men spend millions to marry her

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@DkKatusiime @SpireJim Imagine paying 25m for a non virgin 😂. Too many f00ls out there.

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Well said 👏🏾

[Hon Mwesigye Frank @MwesigyeFranks]

The Clerk to Parliament is the Accounting Officer of Parliament. Arresting the junior officers while leaving the person ultimately responsible in office completely unbothered, is like washing your clothes and then throwing them back into the mud.

Let all corrupt officials be arrested without turning a blind eye to anyone. This anti-corruption operation must be conducted with complete fairness and equality. Whether someone supports the NRM, PLU, or any other political affiliation, no one involved in corruption should be spared. Accountability must apply to everyone equally.

[Hon Mwesigye Frank @MwesigyeFranks]

Details of the Individuals Charged and the Alleged Amounts Involved:

1: Chris Obore – embezzled UGX 5.2 billion

2: Daniel Adilo – UGX 14.6 billion

3: Leonard Okema – UGX 3.48 billion

4: Rajab Kaya – UGX 2.17 billion

5: Okwi Emmanuel Emuron – UGX 1.1 billion

6: Itute Stella – UGX 75 million

7: Oteba Vincent – UGX 5.2 billion

Total alleged amount: UGX 31.825 billion😭💔

[Ezra @royezrah]

@Ugaman01 Read about the Gospel of wealth by Carnage to have a better balanced view. Some of the rich are just into philanthropy nothing more

[Uganda Police Force @PoliceUg]

// @Lukowoyesigyire "Police received information that a motorcycle stolen from the Freedom City area in Namasuba was being taken for sale. Officers from Katwe Police Division responded and arrested Mukasa Dan.

During interrogation, Mukasa disclosed that he had stolen the motorcycle with Kimera Ali and that it had been taken to a parking yard in Kikajjo Parish. The operation was extended to Kikajjo, where Kabugo Charles was arrested while in possession of the motorcycle. He told investigators that he had been sent by Kimera Ali to collect it. The team later arrested Kimera Ali at Wansanso Garage Hub.
More... https://t.co/Au4jQs5K9k

[Barugahara Balaam Ateenyi. @BalaamBarugahar]

Earlier this year, in January 2026, I passed information to the State House Anti-Corruption Unit regarding the alleged embezzlement of over UGX 600 million earmarked for road construction and rehabilitation in Kamuli District during FY 2025/2026.

The funds are alleged to have been fraudulently processed by the then Chief Administrative Officer, Mukiibi Nasser, Chief Finance Officer, Kifuuse Alex, and District Engineer, Mufumba Daniel, through Raven Knights Ltd, a company whose directors are the engineer’s sister and brother-in-law but is believed to have been under his control.

Following investigations, the CAO and CFO were arrested, while the engineer went into hiding after applying for a transfer from Kamuli District to Mbale City. Although Kamuli District initially declined to release him, a court process eventually led to his transfer.

Investigations indicate that the engineer requisitioned the funds through the company for road works that were never executed. The CAO and CFO approved the payments, and part of the money was allegedly transferred directly to the engineer to undertake works that were never carried out. His sister and brother-in-law also disappeared, and their known phone numbers became unreachable.

This morning, acting on intelligence, the State House Anti-Corruption Unit successfully arrested Eng. Mufumba Daniel in Mbale. He is expected to be arraigned before court shortly.

I commend the Head of the State House Anti-Corruption Unit, Brig. Gen. Henry Isoke, and his team for their professionalism, persistence, and unwavering commitment to fighting corruption. I also applaud all the security agencies that worked together to ensure the suspect was brought to justice.

The fight against corruption is gaining momentum. No one is above the law, and those who steal public resources meant to improve the lives of Ugandans will be held accountable.

“Kisanja no more sleep, no more corruption.” Order from His excellency the President @KagutaMuseveni

Barugahara Balaam Ateenyi
(Hon) Minister incharge of Local Government

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I wish I had a job in government to actively hunt down such people who eat tax payers money.

[TumukundeTonny(TT) @TumukundeTT]

“The corrupt Engineers altered the road and avoided the route that was already compensated for and charted a new route going through their own lands that needed fresh compensation”
Why do this to your country really? H. E @KagutaMuseveni and Gen. @mkainerugaba why can’t these guys pay back????

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This is so wrong @PoliceUg

[Mwami lu @lulanzeashirafu]

But I think this country needs more than a dictator president, I mean all these people need to be behind bars.

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@roxie_ug Tekaali na beautiful 🚮. Since when did baboons became judges?

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@Prince_of_web3 Hello....... 👌🏾

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Respect 🫡

[Jude Heavenly 🇳🇬🇱🇷 @JudeHeavenly]

🚨 Carlo Ancelotti on why he did not celebrate wildly after Gabriel Martinelli’s late winner for Brazil against Japan:

🗣️ “People asked me why I didn’t celebrate, but football is also about respect. Yes, we were happy to win, but I looked across and saw a Japanese team that had given absolutely everything. They fought with incredible courage, and I know exactly how painful a defeat like that can be.”

“Of course I celebrated inside because my responsibility is to Brazil and qualifying was our objective. But I’ve been in football for many years, and I’ve experienced both victory and heartbreak. Sometimes the best way to respect your opponent is to remain humble in your biggest moments.”

“Japan made us suffer for ninety-five minutes. They deserved our respect, not exaggerated celebrations. Brazil are through, but we know we must improve. Tonight we celebrate the qualification, but tomorrow we go back to work because the World Cup only gets more difficult from here.”

Carlo Ancelotti is a legend

{@FoxNews }

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@Chiomabtq It's all comes down to how evil you can be.