when we did our gender reveal, my great grandmother stated she was very disappointed and my grandmother told me she knew it was a boy bc basically I'm fat now. Gotta love family :)
Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like “I bet if I crack that bitch in half there’s gonna be something delicious in there”?! Then they cracked it and saw something from a nasal passage and was like BINGO!
I saw a tweet from somebody in Tallahassee that made a wake up dead remix but they took the tweet down. I need to hear it one more time. Tryin to see somethin. Real quick
Explaining to Kaden how girls want flowers but don't want to have to tell their man to get them flowers and I'm not sure he realizes how valuable this information is