Zach Jordan

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@MrPotatoheadPHD Thank god you had that mace in your purse.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@Mappy6984 Who is Dean?

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@DeltaDawn0317 @TizzyEnt He was in his own house, anyone can knock on the door and say that they are police. He may not have even heard them. Regardless he was lawfully in possession of a firearm in his own dwelling, completely the fault of the officer here.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

Dear SouthwestAir,
Please fix your fucked up baggage situation at Ohare.
Sincerely,
A passenger who has been waiting for their bag for over an hour.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

Thanks @SpiritAirlines, I’ve been waiting at Las Vegas airport for my fiancé for the past hour because your plane can’t find an open gate. I sure would love to be in bed right now 😪😪

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@UPS fuck you for your dumbass AI that won't connect me to live agent but also doesn't understand the tracking number and then hangs up. This is why fed ex is better.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

Dear @SouthwestAir, why did you delay flight 1051 from SLC to LAS? And why did you wait to announce the 3 hour delay until we were about to board? I could have been halfway home by now in a car. You are letting us down again southwest 😓😓

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GetOnTheChain @MaokaiDLuffy @VivekGRamaswamy @donlemon @PoppyHarlowCNN I think both fox and CNN are better off without them. They are both better well suited for the Onion

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GetOnTheChain @MaokaiDLuffy @VivekGRamaswamy @donlemon @PoppyHarlowCNN

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GetOnTheChain @MaokaiDLuffy @VivekGRamaswamy @donlemon @PoppyHarlowCNN So what do you think of Lemon getting fired?

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GetOnTheChain @MaokaiDLuffy @VivekGRamaswamy @donlemon @PoppyHarlowCNN "Whatever ethnicity you are" quote of the year from the Lemon🤡😂

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GetOnTheChain @VivekGRamaswamy @donlemon @PoppyHarlowCNN The fact that you think Don Lemon did a good job as an interviewer is absolutely mind blowing. Poor Poppy couldn't get a word in edge wise during Lemon's pompous grandstanding.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@AOC Why was sueing Trump an accomplishment? Seems more like a personal vendetta then actual help to your citizens

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@ElizabethRBess @toast3dbag3ls @CPOntario Are you a doctor?

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@NETGEAR @MC111O @TheStoicsNFT "And then pay us 50 dollars for tech support when it inevitably fails"

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@NETGEAR Oh cool, another expensive product that will probably stop working after 6 months and you'll ask for 50 dollars for crappy tech support? Sounds like a good deal

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@Mandibularfossa @xSpartan346x @urbanlife78 @WhiteHouse Pyschologize is most definitely a word 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@GaurnierTory @MoniqueBrink66 @IlhanMN I'm not a fan of Griner's but I'm glad she came home. However, was it worth trading her for someone nicknamed "The Merchant of Death"? Seems counterintuitive to the idea of having stricter gun laws when you release one of the most prolific arms traffickers of all time.

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@stevanzetti Wait this Steven guy is still relevant?

[Zach Jordan @teamballzach]

@jcdean78 @RonFilipkowski Pretty much any investigation done by the government is a waste of resources. 🤭🤭