Caroline Bankoff

Slingshot Strategies | these are my old tweets

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Always complain, always explain.

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Poshmark is down—just as Joan would have wanted

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Hot girl economy overheating

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@peligrietzer This really proves the point

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Refusing to have an air conditioner is an eating disorder

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@elizabethgum I think I need to delete it

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@laurenoyler ...and just in time for the blizzard!

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Calling it: this will NOT be a holiday season to remember

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When I get the vaccine I’m going to ask them to inject it into my lips just to see what happens

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@frynaomifry Yes!!!!

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Cracking open my last tube of discontinued Marc Jacobs O!Mega Lash mascara to celebrate

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@leoncrawl Imagine knowing anything!

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@LloydWise @donetodeath Good morning bros! I haven’t slept a wink.

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No task too small to be broken down into a series of even smaller tasks

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Funny how Amy Coney Barrett might in fact be an instrument of God but like not in the way she thought

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@leoncrawl Can’t believe you went with Cassie when Chasten is right there

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Same thing happened yesterday only with a daiquiri in Crown Heights at 4pm against backdrop of pandemic/recession/etc.

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Wringing pina colada out of my dress in Chinatown -- still got it!!

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@hannahgoldfield Try Juuling, which feels like the worst of both worlds somehow

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More than a few of my problems would be solved if I could just learn to like neutral colors

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Keep your eye on the prize (cellphone)

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@donetodeath @hannahgoldfield Chris please chime in

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@donetodeath @hannahgoldfield I’m walking down the street listening to the Rolling STONES on my HEADPHONES and feeling pretty glad I live here and not where I was born