Tom Chadwick

It's Vienna Tom, not known by any other name...

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Decided I don’t need to meet more people who don’t remember my name

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I think I just saw someone return a Netflix dvd #Netflix

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Rejection, who is she and how do I make her my friend?

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I never clocked this 👇🏻

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Lol - that unmuting lasted for about 12 hours - triggered again …

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Someone called me 30 today

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Currently life is just a series of splinters

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Apple Music has decided I should listen to @anidifranco , @toriamos & @aimeemann - I’m not mad about it, just emotional

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No Madonna, rejection is not the biggest aphrodisiac #bedtimestories

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You are not forest gump

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If you want me to be nicer to you - Feed Me

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A confident Tom would make an excellent RHO

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Summer’s over - you lost

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Y’all burying my news with your social updates …

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Killer whales are murder dolphins

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Worst thing about late night dog walks - walking into spiderwebs

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Worst thing about an early morning dog walk - walking into spiderwebs

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Just figured out why they brought back Art Simone - the other two front runners either did black face, or have a golliwog tattooed on them...

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Taking off your mask one strap at a time is a form of seduction

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Did my response have something in its teeth?! Why won’t you respond?