COCO-19

YYZ to YOW | Next year I'll do better |

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

I wish I had more poignant things to say on here but I really just use this app as a ratchet self deprecating public diary

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

When I finally came to the realization that I got Leonard DiCaprio’d

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

How sad is it that I’m more surprised when I find out a black man has a black woman for a partner vs a white woman.

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Not Caribana reawakening the latent trauma from when I got my heart broken by a half Jamaican man..still going to go out and shake my ass though 🤪

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Not me realizing another useless man was going to waste my time BEFORE I actually slept with him.

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Here I was thinking my family was normal when really we’re some shady, dysfunctional ass mfs damn 🥴

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

@gayzrin All the guys I date waste my time but at least I’m wasting their money 🙃

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Merry fucking Christmas!

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

https://t.co/s9Pxjs8fy2

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Change Grindr to Hinge and we’re cooking with gas

[umar @umxr94]

guy on grindr: what you looking for?

me:

[snaxx @eatmoresnaxx]

rupaul should work with the cdc to name the new strains after drag race girls so ppl can be like “oof miss vanjie got me”

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

This whole thread has me gooped and gagged 😂

[dawniee ♡ @dawnieedreams]

@eatmoresnaxx valentina's gonna be the only one without a variant named after her cause she's keeping that damn mask on!!

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Not over 6 months of thottin and boppin around the GTA just for covid to sideline me in the last 7 days of the year

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

I’ve been creating and attracting bare chaotic energy lately.

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Not me and someone’s son walking the city at 5am looking for a hotel room just for everything to be sold out like some ghetto story of Christmas 😩#NoRoomAtTheInn

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

When the 57 year old white man I casually gave my number to while out to dinner actually messages me to meet.

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Gift me crypto so I know it’s real

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Update: we broke up. Is it bad that I’ll miss his apartment the most..😂

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

I just asked God “If this man is the one please send me a sign”

5 minutes later the bracelet he gave me broke right off my wrist 🥴

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

There’s nothing like watching snaps of my old man to send me running for validation from my current one ☺️

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

Late night thoughts: cats have big chaotic energy

[COCO-19 @teamcocoo]

I just asked God “If this man is the one please send me a sign”

5 minutes later the bracelet he gave me broke right off my wrist 🥴