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C: I wish I was an adult so I could boss my daughter around.

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C do you want three presents like the wisemen brought baby Jesus? C: No, baby Jesus was special. I only want one gift.

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After explaining about getting less fortunate kids a gift at Christmas. C: Yeah they might not have much money. We have LOTS of money!!!!!

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C: (going tt in men's room) daddy you can't go tt on top of someone else's tt. That's how u get germs.

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C: dad do u have the talent to get the baby out of mommy's belly?

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C: mom how do u get to heaven? J: ( pause) through god's love. C: no, I mean in an airplane or taxi?

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C: (After meeting our friends whose last name is Fish) Daddy, people should have people names, not animal names.

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C: (After 5 second fart at the dinner table followed by 10 second silence) That was my stomach growling...That was hilarious!

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Saturday poop after Thursday Italian food. C: (Ploop!) That was a meatball!!

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J: Caroline, did you make stinky tooters? C: (laughing) Yeah, it was silent!

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C. Why? Why? Why? L: C why do you ask why all the time? C: I have lots of questions.

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L: Caroline, where was Jesus born? C: In the hospital.

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L: u ready to write a letter to Santa? C: I'd rather call him on the phone.