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Just a guy who loves his girl

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@sorokamakeup His head is shaped like a clenched fist. His movements are goofy and awkward yet he still draws every eye in every room he enters. Confidence and easy-masculinity are timeless.

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@MeghanEMurphy @JocastaMoney @ManySuchCases I've been in the medical field many years and I've never seen a man with fibromylagia. Never seen a person with a normal BMI have it either. It's a running joke among hospital workers

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@SlowTrot58 @Rachel_7492 Agreed. What's wrong with these people?

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@dougwehrly @ThrillaRilla369 Cmon and see, see, see e. Tenesee tuxedo

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@ThrillaRilla369 Out of the view from the western sky it's...

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@LiquidFlorian @ywomendeservles I can't really argue

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@__0HOUR1_ Also, everyone who had a job is doing someone else's work.

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@LoudOutside If I've ever seen a metaphor...

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@Real_Ames Who got stabbed the most times?

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Nah, that's just Clayton Bigsby

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

A Black man rides the DC metro as white nationalists prepare to march on Washington, D.C.

This is America's 250th. Finn Gomez / Getty Images

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@prolifefrenchie You can't love music and support Billie Eilish

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@TheOnlyDSC

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@lordlaw92 @Kittenwaffin I think it was probably melatonin 2

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The gaslighting part

[Posy @posypjjohnson]

@Nickisbackbaby What part of covid is over? The dying part?

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Yeah, we've heard this all before. Record high temps = climate change. Record low temps = bad weather.

[Climate Power @ClimatePower]

More than 130 million Americans are under dangerous heat alerts—and it'll only get worse by the 4th of July. Climate change is turning America's biggest outdoor holiday into a dangerous one. https://t.co/qMsufcHoRY

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@OG_LongShot @TheLaurenChen She must have already been punched a couple times then

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@jayroo69 why is her face so red? Still blocks like a girl

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@violetkathyw @Movies_analyst I hate that you and I have lost our sense of the wonder and all but that clearly never happened.

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@bonniebonbon77 @BrianAtlas gross