michelle

touring lx tech | pretending to be emo since Infinity on High | no genre all drama | 🇳🇱🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈| |opinions are my own | she/her

[michelle @teammicha]

What a king

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history…

Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.

[michelle @teammicha]

@megomarie15 ✍️✍️✍️✍️

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

it's free kick but they’re busy flirting

[michelle @teammicha]

A major reason that tourney sucked for us was because of our dolt of a head coach. I said what I said

[Alexandrinho @MulattoOrfeu2nd]

I love the USWNT but yall were only good because you had a 30 year head start on the rest of the planet because of title XI, every other women’s soccer program caught up and you immediately got dropped at the Round of 16.

[michelle @teammicha]

@wakeupinpolo @MulattoOrfeu2nd And the washed coach 😅

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

Like when Michelle Akers played on a torn MCL and shoulder injury?
Like when Sam Mewis played 2 major tournaments with no cartilage in her knee?
Like when Megan Rapinoe and Rose Lavelle played a WC final on hamstring injuries?

Some you can’t drag off the field. Others, well..

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[jill ꕤ @alikriegys]

pulisic is NOT playing like a 2x world cup champion and golden ball, golden boot, and ballon d’or winner please don’t speak on women’s soccer ever again

[michelle @teammicha]

All I’m saying is the USWNT would never

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[ً @captainmorganfc]

this usmnt performance in front of alex morgan…

[The Women's Game @WomensGameMIB]

Becky and Sam discuss the controversy surrounding Flo Balogun’s red card ahead of the U.S. vs. Belgium Round of 16 match tonight 🟥

[Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli]

He really knows ball

[ًًً @_captainpulisic]

and now our innocent guys look bad and are getting hate left and right when all they did was handle the situation with absolute class AND DID NOTHING WRONG. ALL BC THAT ORANGE MAN WANTED ATTENTION

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

tactical preview of norway vs. england

[alexis @thealexiskraft]

all of these things can be simultaneously true:

- the red card handed to balogun was a horrible call & the process was wrong

- the lifted suspension of the red card was a bad process and handled wrong

- the reaction from belgium is over the top and embarrassing lol

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

8th century ass match