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Before we split up, my ex asked: For one last time, will you indulge my leather fetishism?.

I said No!. I can't be suede.

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36 years on from hillsborough, and those scouse cunts still love a game of squash

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Loads of non binary people have gone prospecting.

They've heard that there's gold in them/their hills.

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I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian.

They gave me a picture of Donald Trump.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.

I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.

She hung up on me. #sickipedia

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Elon Musk shocked the world by blocking Pride on X Forever, saying, "Children must come first."

Not in my bedroom.

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I call my favorite sexual position the 'WOW'.

It's when I flip your MOM over. #sickipedia

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"Copper nitrate"

What the police earn after 11pm.

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This is the funeral of late Indian army soldier Hilal Ahmed who was abducted by terrorist last night.

He is our hero

They made burhan funeral viral,

Can we make his last rites video viral.

Soldier deserves our respect.

Jai Hind 🇮🇳

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@historyinmemes I've just been watching the England Lionesses v Sweden in the UEFA Women's Championship.

Worst four seconds of my life.

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@bennyjohnson I've just been watching the England Lionesses v Sweden in the UEFA Women's Championship.

Worst four seconds of my life.

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@jacksonhinkle I've just been watching the England Lionesses v Sweden in the UEFA Women's Championship.

Worst four seconds of my life.

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@TheFigen_ I've just been watching the England Lionesses v Sweden in the UEFA Women's Championship.

Worst four seconds of my life.

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I've just been watching the England Lionesses v Sweden in the UEFA Women's Championship.

Worst four seconds of my life.

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The wife said she saw a fox on the way to work this morning.

I said how did you know it was going to work ?

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I was watching countdown earlier, Rachel Riley was in a very short skirt.
I got aroused.
Only seven letters, but not bad for a first attempt.

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I went to meet this bird i had found on Tinder.

As I approached her house, she open the door in her negligée.

'That's a funny place to have a door!' I thought.

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I remember the first time I made love to my wife and I asked her: "Am I the first one?"

She said: "Why does everyone always ask me that?" #sickipedia

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I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star...

...but it was a total blur. #sickipedia