Tusi

1st grader

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Donald Trump is not speaking the truth! #PresidentialDebate

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Everything in this earth is made of something, so what are atoms made of?

Mom: Um, sub-atomic particles

Okay, so what are THOSE made of?

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Do kittens only have kitten dreams?

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The smaller animals get, the cuter they are, and the more that I love them!

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Rain is a good thing, but it's weird 'cause it drops from the sky!

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Can a vampire fall in love with a human?

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Cats know nothing about toys.

They just push it around,
push it around,
push it around,
push it around…

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Even if you let go of something, you're still touching atoms.

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Mom, I need to go poop.

And I don't need privacy.

Ever.

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[upon seeing a pic of @realDonaldTrump]

Mom, why does that guy have red skin?

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If there's no God, there would be no people?

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Why were people made?

Mom: some ppl believe they were made so that there would be someone to worship God.

And what if there's no God?

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Mommy, you don't know anything about math.

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[to grandpa]
You wanna have a lot of money so you can buy whatever you want?

Work.

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It's almost my birthday and that's why I make the decisions.

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My butt says "I love you!"
My butt loves your butt, Mom!

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I'm gonna go [into the store] by myself. Like a man.

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Water defeats jelly.

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It takes five days 'til my eye balls get dry. Five days.

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The beauty of life is on my butt.