The Nursing Tea ☕️

👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️Nursing/Healthcare related memes 👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ IG: TheNursingTea

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

My toxic trait is anesthesiasplain to surgeons how the systolic BP on my monitor is literally made up when they want a target BP.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Peds be like:
Me: “wow that’s such a scary dinosaur you got there!”
Then: “it’s a toy, dummy”

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Looking back at the pandemic, that school project where you look after an egg prepared me for taking care of my quarterly n95 mask.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

If I walk into the MRI room with my phone, will they cancel this case? Kinda srs.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

N2O is bad for the environment? Sounds like propaganda made by Big TIVA

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

If you throw one of these out 🤙 I know you’re Miller blade gang

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

I get a headache from all these eye rolling I do reading comments on social media that start with “*insert X profession/role* here!” Like nobody cares 😂

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

If it ain’t a Draeger, I don’t want it.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

If you clamp the j loop/pigtail/extension on the IV, you’re my mortal enemy.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

If the OR doesn’t have a Herman miller chair, should I even work there??

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Can’t believe this needs to be said but do not adopt the shit you see on social media into your clinical practice. Everything on the internet is a troll. Don’t listen to trolls. Including me. Thank you.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

A little tetanus from a TOF monitor action to get my ass outta bed at 4AM

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Senior SRNAs with crippling senioritis: call me 007. 0 apex, 0 prodigy, 7 netflix shows watched today

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

You either get good at DL or you hit the road with the training wheels still on.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

“Be sure to push that TXA slowly. It can cause hypotension.”.

Fine nancy… you know what else causes hypotension? Hypovolemia.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Floor RNs freaking out over a little propofol in the line but I just blessed you with the antiemetic dose

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

Drug commercials need to have a link or QR code for providers to get a CEU.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

“I did my research”
Where did you study, Sundar Pichai School of Medicine?

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

CRNA school be like: enjoy your break. Don’t forget you need to cover these 10 PowerPoints because we have a test when y’all return.

[The Nursing Tea ☕️ @TeaNurse]

To the person that starts an internet comment/post with “*insert profession* here!” — 1st, nobody cares. 2nd, your comment is just as meaningless as the people who have no idea what they’re talking about. 3rd, relax.