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‘No. No I did not.’

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Mum, I’d like to publicly apologise for all the times you had to take me shopping when I was younger.

Now I have kids… Well, let’s just say, I KNOW.

I know that every time I hung off the trolley or yanked it in a… https://t.co/3QLEUTSmsh

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It’s the weekend, hurrah! 🙌
Gonna be a chilled one with the fam 💕
Here’s H helping me put up our ‘we are family’ print!

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I don’t run.
I decided to run.
Horror.
Oh my lungs!
Will my face ever return to its normal hue?
Husband, please stop.
With your suggestions for ‘next time’.
Strava.
Recording times.
Recording inclines.… https://t.co/CFiKzzV4Xo

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Morning! 😴 Plans for the weekend?
While I’ve been clutching a cuppa and watching the Wiggles, H has just written this poem. Very impressed!

#muchmoreproductivethanmummy #cleverlad
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Bloody storm Brendan ruining all good weather plans. Instead I’ve spent all day catching up on washing 😴
On the plus side I actually washed, folded and PUT AWAY several loads of washing, and the kids have gone to… https://t.co/jfrqTf8szx

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WHYWONTTHEYSLEEP

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#gotosleep #nightnight #youdontneedadrink #ortoknowwheremexicois
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A Tuesday poem....

It’s been a tricky tricky day.
Everyone’s knackered and miserable and arguing.
Oh January Oh.
But squashing your face is always fun.
What a BEAUT.

#mumofboys #poetry… https://t.co/njyM8zdLz1

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Who’s ready for the school run tomorrow?! WOOOOO, Ohmygodiloveit.

Get your ‘another day in paradise’ print from my Etsy shop 💕 link in bio!

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‘I’m bored’ said boy child 1.
‘Nope. No. Not having it. You can’t possibly be bored,’ said mummy, ‘it’s 5 days post Christmas and this house is basically a grotto now. Go play.’
‘But I don’t know WHAT to play’ moans… https://t.co/d31PPaXxNH

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Cupboards are still all full of Amazon prime boxes, but it’s fine. I’M FINE.

I’ve shut my Etsy shop over Christmas but will be back on the 30th, by which time I hope to have finally stopped wrapping.

I’m out of… https://t.co/Uz7ZCw7X4J

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I’ve just had to have the very difficult chat about Santa 😬

I carefully explained that as parents, WE have to organise Christmas. Santa doesn’t go to the shops and buy all the presents, we do. Christmas doesn’t just… https://t.co/AVlxO7w32x

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Is it acceptable to tell your child that they missed seeing Santa this year because their dad decided to have a poo and dry his coat with a hair dryer right when they needed to leave? Ahh, another magical family day… https://t.co/8a68ZFPwt7

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Top parenting tip 🎁🎁🎁

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‘What’s that?’
‘Oh. Oh, that’s a dead badger, darling.’
‘Why’s it dead?’
‘I don’t know darling, it might have been hit by a car. It’s a bit sad.’
‘It’s sad when animals and people die.’
‘Yes, it is darling. But… https://t.co/Q8z6spUVA1

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*Distraction from misery of shit weather and election*

LOOKATHISFACE. Couldn’t you just eat him? No? Just me.
Bloody love a good nativity.

#schoolnativity #weemiracle #letshopeforamiracleinthepolls… https://t.co/IZirtqW7eq

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Ok, I’ve had three sales calls this morning. Each time, I’ve answered ‘hello’ the caller has said ‘oh hello, am I speaking to John/Mark/Stephen?’

So now I feel great about myself as I clearly sound like a bloke on… https://t.co/SaJ0HVyZwD

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So, I can be a soppy bugger sometimes...💕
This gorgeous print is available from my Etsy shop https://t.co/wtVlDWDhQk

10% of profits will be donated to the wonderful Little People UK, a charity supporting… https://t.co/BGxMJoJAHf

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Just another school fair 🎄

#youthoftoday #itsgrapejuice #rafflewinner
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Want one of these for your kitchen/utility room/corner of bedroom where all the clean clothes are dumped?

New print available from my Etsy shop 👚👖👕
https://t.co/wtVlDWDhQk

£6.50 and free delivery 😊
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