Thami

Designer • Artist • Alien living for #HGA • Romans 1:16 / 10:17

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

the jokes write themselves. 🤣🤣🤣

[Jamila Yusuf @jaymilayusuf]

For almost four years you people didn’t plan on how to ease cost of living for Nigerians that you deliberately caused. Less than 3 months to election you now have a solution.

God will punish all of you.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Bandits opened fire on a vehicle full of human beings in Sokoto, killing every single person in the car and everywhere is quiet.

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

I hate people who cheat others then paint it as having "sense". you're a deceitful shameless person.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Budget released to the ministry of health in 2026 -• N36million

Budget released to the Chief of staff for ‘Ebola’ -• N10bn

Lmaoo! May the lives of everyone supporting this government become the way they are running this country. Amen🙏🏽

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

Muslims, let's stop lying to ourselves.

Most Muslim countries are not tolerant of other religions.

In Saudi Arabia, a Christian can't build a single church.

In Pakistan, mobs burned more than 20 churches in one day in Jaranwala over a blasphemy rumour.

In Iran, Baha'is are barred from university just for what they believe.

Meanwhile the UK has nearly 2,000 mosques, and nobody is burning them down.

We demand tolerance everywhere we're the minority.

Then refuse to give it everywhere we're the majority.

That's not faith. That's hypocrisy.

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

This is what Peter Obi means by reducing the cost of governance.

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

If INEC doesn't conduct a free and fair election, there'll be no country to rule.

I hope Nigerians will stand on business in January. Too many people have died already.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

If na rice or 5k go make you vote for Tinubu, speak up now make we help you.

[Efrebor 💞 @wickedsous]

A sign of a well developed adult is their ability to challenge authority btw

But they flogged that out of a lot of Nigerians at a young age 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Brent @oppkechi]

My government’s reaction to a massacre they claim did not happen was to tear-gas people who went to lay wreaths for the victims, I really hate it here man.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

You won’t make us forget this.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You’d think it’s an old tweet😭

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[Spiricoco Twittter @SpiricocoNg]

BREAKING: Nigeria: A Christian mother, Liatu Samuel Dawa, has been sentenced to 14 years in prison for the “crime” of evangelism.

Liatu shared her faith with a woman in Borno State who later converted to Christianity.

For that, Liatu is now behind bars and her family in hiding after Muslims threatened their lives.

The judge, A.B. Kumdila, imposed the harsh sentence.

This ruling is a gross miscarriage of justice.

The disgraceful action must be overturned and Liatu immediately returned safely to her family.

Free Liatu Dawa.

[Okwaro 🇸🇸 🇰🇪 @Okwaro_]

Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution.
⅒ Would not recommend.

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

In case you are not keeping track of all the taxes that will be enforced after the elections:

1. Personal income tax (PIT/PAYE)
2. Pay-As-You-Earn (PAYE)
3. Value Added Tax (VAT)
4. Companies Income Tax (CIT)
5. Development Levy
6. Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
7. Withholding Tax (WHT)
8. Stamp Duties
9. Tax on Rental Income
10. Tax on Investment Income
11. Presumptive Tax
12. Global Minimum Tax
13. Property and State Taxes/Levies
14. Customs and Import Duties
15. 5% Fuel Surcharge

You go vote abi you no go vote?

[King Sholz 🫅🏾 @Kingsholzy]

Nigerians are not aware that a tax law has been passed, which requires everyone to pay 25% of their earnings as tax. The National Assembly has already passed this law, and it will swing into action after the election.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Nigeria will be OK ✌🏽