Jennifer 🌛

I don't know any jokes.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Spend all you want on half-time shows, you can’t beat this.

[Pau Bouchot @Pau_Bouchot]

🥹

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I know I’m pissing into the wind here, but claiming asylum is not illegal

#itvdebate

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

woman: i can't afford to live

man worth £700m: i know how you feel

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

the dream

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Opening up Connections today

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.

[fran @galacticidiots]

Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution

[Hollie @hollieh0llie]

never ask a woman her age, her weight, or how much she paid for taylor swift- the eras tour tickets

[Meg ♿️ @megrozfozz]

happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When you lied on your CV but got the job anyway.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Shabnam Nasimi @NasimiShabnam]

A day after of the Taliban BANNED female university education, women & girls have come out on the streets of Kabul protesting against the decree.

They chant —“Either for everyone or for no one. One for all, all for one”

Amplify their voices.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨

[Labour Party Graphic Designers @LabourDesign]

One more time for the people in the back

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

England’s gem.
Our Bukayo.

[The Left Wing Society @LeftWingSociety]

Nobody:

Me 5 minutes into Christmas dinner:

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Boris pulling out. That might be a first.