Catholic School Survivor

He/Him I live in a constant state of fear and misery

[Catholic School Survivor @teardropexpert]

I went to Starbucks today and they said they wouldn’t put my drink in my reusable cup??? Like I don’t care that it’s called a “diva cup” I’m trying to save the environment

[Soma @BB_Daigle]

Yung lean is the modern day Bob Dylan

[em @shinywiglett]

for you page doing it again

[zy @zyyyski]

i feel like him every single time i start talking

[Caleb @timesofcaleb]

Send me a surprise alarm and I’ll send your address to Jehovah’s Witnesses

[consumerizer @wesleywilliam_]

I be saying the "THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD" entirely too much

[BETWEEN FRIENDS @BetweenFriends]

😭🫂 mooooon man approved !??!!🫂😭🥹🥹

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Happy Birthday FROOT
🍇🍌🍒🍊🍋🍏🍑

[Charlie @CharlieSosnick]

The mental health benefits of a weekly Bourdain day (walking around, trying a new restaurant, chatting, drinking by 2) can not be overstated

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

did bags by clairo change your life or are you normal

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[JIlllllll @dummyjig]

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmao i’m in boston and you’re telling me they really talk like this??? i thought everyone was just doing a bit to make fun of mark wahlberg

[Speedcore Henry @FaZeHimedanshi]

if this happened to me i would be fucking inconsolable

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

the government should send u a letter on ur 25th birthday asking if u want to continue or be put down

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Last day to use code “1mil” for 30% off!

[danlet @evildanevil]

Are we going to Goodwill to look at trinkets or what

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i need to be put down