Joe Ellis' English Tea Room Guide

Autistic Joe Ellis is England's leading tea room guru providing tea room reviews & ratings. Over 45 years experience. Speaks about tea rooms on radio/television

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Another English tea room reviewed following the recent visit by The Reverend Joe Ellis to The Little Cottage Tea Room & Garden - Glynde in East Sussex who received a Recommended Rating. Visit the following secure link to read the review and view the photographs:

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CHURCH LANE TEA ROOM - SEAFORD

The Church Lane Tea Room received a Recommended rating following the visit on the 28 August 2025 by The Reverend Joe Ellis

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THE SINGING KETTLE - ALFRISTON

The Singing Kettle Tea Room received a Recommended rating following the visit on the 21 August 2025 by The Reverend Joe Ellis.

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#alfriston #eastsussex #sussex #tearoomguide #tearooms #afternoontea #creamtea #teahealth #scones #cakes #thesingingkettle

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QUARRY HOUSE TEA ROOM - ALDINGTON

Quarry House Tea Room received a Recommended rating following the visit on the 23 August 2025 by The Reverend Joe Ellis

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RT @nakmas: MADRONA TEA SHOP - BETHERSDEN

The Madrona Tea Shop received a Not My Cup Of Tea rating following the visit on the 25 August 20…

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I am experiencing a minor sense of elation today, as I am reviewing an afternoon tea at a hotel in East Sussex that is owned by Alex Polizzi, who is also a television celebrity - The Hotel Inspector. A comprehensive review will be published in the near future...!

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** BREAKING NEWS ** BREAKING NEWS **

Discover the warmth of hospitality at The Happy Teapot, in Worthing in West Sussex, where Netti brews not just tea but a community of happiness in every sip..!

Full review will be uploaded very soon:
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[Tea Council @TeaCouncil]

How to brew the perfect iced tea
For larger batches:
1️Bring 1 quart of cold water to a rolling boil
2️Remove from heat and add 8-10 tea bags (for 1 quart of brewed tea)
3️Steep 3-5 minutes
4️Pour over cold water or ice to dilute and chill
5️ Serve in tall glasses

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NEW REVIEW:

The Village Tearooms Yalding near Maidstone received a Recommended rating following the visit today by The Reverend Joe Ellis.

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THE ART OF TEA: CRAFTING THE PERFECT ENGLISH TEA ROOM EXPERIENCE

A fine English tea room epitomises a harmonious blend of ambiance, service, and tradition that elevates the tea-drinking experience.

Central to its allure is the selection of high-quality teas, occasionally sourced from renowned estates, featuring an array of blends from delicate whites to robust blacks and fragrant herbal varieties.

The atmosphere should evoke comfort and elegance, furnished with plush seating and tasteful decor that reflects English heritage, perhaps enhanced by fine china and crisp linen.

Attentive yet unobtrusive service is paramount; knowledgeable staff who can guide patrons through tea selections and pairing suggestions contribute significantly to the overall experience.

Traditional accompaniments such as freshly baked scones with clotted cream and homemade jams, along with an assortment of finger sandwiches and pastries, are essential offerings that honour the classic afternoon tea ritual.

Collectively, these elements create a sanctuary for relaxation and conversation, fostering a genuine appreciation for the time-honoured ritual of enjoying tea.

—The Reverend Joe Ellis

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ELHAM TEA HOUSE - ELHAM, KENT
The new Elham Tea House situated in the quaint village of Kent has today been awarded Highly Recommended English Tea Room:

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Currently enjoying cheese on toast and tea at the Sandhurst Tearooms near Tenterden. Stunning place which I recommend to people.

Will take the wife there soon for Sunday roast..!

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Tea Room alert - beautiful tea room, superb food, lovely owner and staff.

The Hidden Tearoom Chilham inside Bagham Barn Antiques in Chilham, Kent:
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#aftercreamtea #CreamTea #tearoom #englishtearooms #tearoomguide Chilham, Kent

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Can’t resist - Peasmarsh, East Sussex.

[Twinings UK @TwiningsUK]

One tea, two temperatures, endless possibilities. Whether you prefer it hot or iced, our Menopause Cool Moments blend has been carefully crafted so you can breeze your way through the day.

Always brew hot, then enjoy straight away or cool down and pour over ice.

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Our National Chair, Rev Joe Ellis 8th Dan!

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