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𝄞 16 shedtwt rt heavy

[꣑୧ @teasesugarfleur]

wow ok this was meant to be my own little priv acc with no followers but i have oomfs now so hi everyone yayaya ! !!! ! sorry if i’m annoying o mostly repost or lowkey vent sigh … i swear i can be cool😢 o hope. i’m also a fattie i’m scared to say mi weight But . . yeah.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

fuck lemons, life is throwing watermelons at me

[꣑୧ @teasesugarfleur]

so aerantly its even less like 75 but idk if its just for one or both so ill say 150 js to be safe

[꣑୧ @teasesugarfleur]

nvm i believe it shoulkd ve around ~530 cals ill js rouynd up to 600

[Laura Nahmias @nahmias]

My 3-year-old daughter must have learned the word "tsunami" in the past week from an episode of Wild Kratts (?), but she's now confusing it with "Mamdani," so we're in the swimming pool splashing around this weekend and she's going "A Mamdani is coming!" "A Mamdani is coming!"

[໊ @buffys]

oomf thinks the world cup is countries at war 😭

[bodega vendetta @w_i_l_l_a]

threads is such an incredible app every single day

[taoki @justalexoki]

this dude is so autistic man holy shit

[ROBIN is reading BLEACH @urokage]

i hate when someone out funnies me 😭

[cleo ⟡ @cleochewy]

i always pretended like it didn’t bother me when people treated me like this but i still think about it to this day

[Quick Thoughts @lthlnkso]

130 is two standard deviations above average. It's like a man who is 6'3" complaining he is too tall for the world.

[bart🐡 (18/100) #NUKETEDDYKNIGHT @bartbaconcat]

conservatives: i hate black people
liberals:

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

i see what people mean when they say Duolingo only teaches u phrases that you’ll never ever use in real life

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele so n pode envelhecer, nem engordar e nem emagrecer

[veen 𓆟 @fataltroubling]

stop there and let me correct it i wanna live a life from a new perspective

[inge @chekichbitch]

maybe we can assume the guy who murdered his wife didn’t treat her well in the marriage

[Rocket’s Bitch @Cheezydork74]

He’s always been a piece of shit.

[mys!!! @mys_t1k]

In my mind i know this is a mistranslation. But honestly if he tweeted that with a pic of all his trophies i would say ur so right king and slam the retweet