@_trevor.rr

[gstar🇿🇦 @gomomoratele_]

Watching the polygamist with a man you forgave for cheating must be so tough 😭

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[☔ @Whotfismick]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

[BK Sports @bettingkingz9]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Sorry I can't come today I have plans.
My plans:

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

me when someone bypass my dnd

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

lowering my sexual talks when i like someone so i don’t seem like a lustful demon from hell

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me 5 mins into my 8 hour shift:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do”
me as soon as I get home

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When it's only been 2 months of your breakup and you see them celebrating a 1 year anniversary with their new partner

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

how bad do you need a vacation?

me:

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

OMG

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Drug Sniffer dog doing it's intern on airports in Mexico

[Jeferson Nasa @Jefersonnasa_]

Bro creó una obra maestra

[s44nti @s44nti]

y pensar que hay niños que usan mi año de nacimiento para mentir sobre su edad