Ted Bevenour

Girl dad, gadget geek, wannabe grill master, lover of beers, sneaker of cigars, love is love, pro choice, wokeAF 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

The White House LAST YEAR.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

It's not left versus right

Its decent people versus assholes

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Your kid can’t have a free school lunch because that’s excessive spending but Vance’s kids get flown to golf lessons in military helicopters. Gross.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

An open letter to ICE.

Dear ICE,

Please stop murdering people.

Sincerely,
A taxpayer

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

My new favorite pushback for a MAGA person.

MAGA: How dare you criticize our president!!! You should be proud to be an American.

Me: Our Constitution protects my right to dissent. Only Commies blindly obey their glorious leader!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This 👇

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm 100% convinced that if Jesus showed up today, MAGA would call him a Libtard and try to deport him.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt that pressed about the situation.🤷🏾‍♂️

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

As I was paying $8 for a pound of ground beef today, I thought to myself, “Thank god we spent millions of dollars so Donald Trump could take a nap at the NBA Finals”

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

As a veteran, I hate that this man "salutes" during the anthem.

1. Generally speaking even Active Duty and Veterans don't salute in civies. You CAN, but most people just put their hands over their hearts.

2. He's not a veteran or active duty. POTUS is a civilian's office.

3. He's a fucking draft dodger. That's some stolen valor bullshit. You haven't earned that right, you fucking fuck.

4. If you're going to insist on being a valor thief, at least learn to salute properly instead of that lazy-ass, floppy-wristed, palm-out bullshit.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."

A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.

Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Ted Bevenour @tebeve]

@Cherylnyc2 @JonnyRoot_ 😂🤣😂
Most underrated comment in the thread! Love it!

[Covie @covie_93]

That man brags about ending 10 fake wars but he's out here struggling to end an actual war he started!

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"Farms use more water than AI data centers"

OK, I'll go without AI and you can go without food and we'll see who lasts longer

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: The Chuck E. Cheese Band has officially backed out of Trump's #Freedumb250 concert