Tebowisms

Tebowism: Tim Tebow's greatness touted and celebrated. Can you think of an original? Reply with yours and it might get retweeted.

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Doctors discovered that Tim Tebow does not have a heart in his chest, he has a nuclear reactor.

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@ShannonOnTheFly think you can so better I'll retweet yours

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When Hannibal Lector met Tim Tebow he became a vegetarian.

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The Mississippi River changed its course when Tim Tebow switched teams.

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Tim Tebow is so hot, the sun bought a fan. #fortheladies

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When Tim Tebow was a kid his folks went to bed early and he watched Jay Leno.

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Fear of heights acrophobia, fear of flying is called Aviatophobia. Fear of Tim Tebow is just sensible

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Tim Tebow is so cool he’s the polar bears' favorite pin up.

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After the Hulk met Tim Tebow he became a dwarf.

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When Tim Tebow watches a pot, it boils.

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Tim Tebow can tie his shoes with his feet.

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Tim Tebow was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible, but then the title wouldn’t have made sense.

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Tim Tebow can make a Happy Meal cry.

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If you want to know what came first between the egg and the chicken, just ask Tim Tebow. He knows.

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Tim Tebow can predict the shuffle on his iPod.

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There is no CTRL key on Tim Tebow’s computer because he is always in control.

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Go Gators!

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RT @jakewestbrook13 The difference between Superman and Tim Tebow? One is fictional.