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curated tom

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I’m more famous than ever before

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God I wish I would’ve found my belt before I came out tonight

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Don DeLillo had a point

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I don’t want to be a star or anything

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rummage through the bone pile

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I’m so fucking funny

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All day today I’ve been thinking about the box of cheese its I left at work

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2002 is coming back hard this year

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Bono is selling the vibe

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I was voted “Most Christlike” in high school

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I got 4 likes on hinge today Mercury must be in retrograde

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I just want to be fucking famous. Is that too much to ask.

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I don’t have rivals I only have 40 followers

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I am Doug the Pug

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Tebstagram is perfect

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I’m getting sentimental. Fuck Bob Dylan.

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I’m more famous than ever before

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I was the last homecoming king in the electoral college

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@_nickjohnston

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there’s this one guy, really good guy, really good friend, BUT I HATE HIS MUSIC

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