Teboho Zakes

Child of God ♐️

[Sakura Chan @sakura900_]

Carpentry techniques - Watch it right to the end 😎🤗

[Vuvu Videos @VideosVuvu]

🤣🤣🤣 That boy never recovered after that
#videosvuvu

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Teboho Zakes @tebzakes]

@uboitumeloM @GYerathel @MokonyaneTumi

[Teboho Zakes @tebzakes]

@Patriot_S_A @MokonyaneTumi bao etsang bru waka.
As sad as it is, it reminds me of you 😄 🤣

[Panyaza Lesufi @Lesufi]

When we introduced Schools of Specialization we never thought our learners will take it to the next level. A heartwarming creation from township learners. This is an education system that makes economic sense and eradicate social challenges. Proud moment. #GrowingGautengTogether

[SABC News @SABCNews]

Namibia’s government will temporarily reduce fuel levies by 50% for at least three months until the end of June in ​a bid to protect consumers from higher pump prices as ‌the United States (US)-Israeli war with Iran continues, the energy minister said this Friday. https://t.co/Rlt7eWGUXA

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is why vintage engineering still scares modern tech

[🖍 @abeloppenheimer]

Yesterday I told you how the @IDCSouthAfrica gave me R0 over 8 years while giving R69.9m to a white-owned competitor.

That thread reached hundreds of thousands of people.
But the IDC is not the only institution that failed Green Scooter. The DTIC watched. Ministers were informed. Nobody moved.

Part 2. 🧵

@the_dtic @IDC_SA @EDAyandaDlodlo @TauParks @PublicProtector @NAFCOCKZN

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The President?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”

Cop: “I think it's God!”

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”

Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

[Teboho Zakes @tebzakes]

@Crazymoments01 @MokonyaneTumi what does this remind you of?

[Oupa Pilane @oupapilane]

To my young brother

As a young man starting out, your greatest enemy is not failure. It is delay. Delay in learning. Delay in building skill. Delay in taking responsibility. Delay in facing reality. Every year you postpone discipline, life quietly raises the price of success.

[iDiski Times @iDiskiTimes]

"It doesn’t look like [he’s part of the Bafana conversation]. These boys are actually making it difficult for the technical team of Bafana to select."

Bafana Bafana legend Doctor Khumalo has weighed in on the continued snub of Percy Tau from the national team.

https://t.co/YYIoTjYWFZ

[Leila Hormozi @LeilaHormozi]

The fastest way to become appropriately confident is to become dangerously competent.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

A lot of African parents think it's a flex feeding their children fast foods & fizzy drinks not knowing they're literally poisoning their children

[ABBY @AbhishekNe95994]

@DeadlineDayLive Legendary Advice from Mourinho

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Not me procrastinating and this video comes up.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This guy built an auto aiming trash can for his messy coworkers

[🧞‍♂️ @prmse__]

Why Beyoncé & Jay-Z Took Out Yet Another Loan on Their Bel-Air Mansion!A Thread.