_Bank of ZIM🇿🇼

[_Bank of ZIM🇿🇼 @tecbrizle01]

@cyrusamanya

[M-Jay @M_Jay94]

Dear Zimbabweans/Africans

The Old Economy where white people will come and open a factory/farm/mine in your area and employ you and your folks is gone.

You build the factory for your folks now. Yes you!

Thanks for your attention to this matter!
Management.

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

The funniest thing is that many of you think the state of public hospitals doesn’t affect you, you think you will just go ku private. I’m here to tell you that for real illnesses, you and your savings will afford 1 day of private, next day we transfer you to public mari yapera 🫴🏾

[Melusi Chiripowako🇿🇼 @rayvinesmelusi]

5000 plus downloads on Playstore ,thank you amana🙏🏾 ,keep supporting madeals

[Yeu❤️ @yeumchicks]

Yah neh!!

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You know what’s worse than being a gold-digger?

Being the dude who’s in a multi-car convoy driving his boss’s car 😭

So 10 of you are driving your grootman’s cars wherever he goes?

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[🇿🇦 ɹǝıʌɐXavier🇲🇽 @deadboyxavier]

Idc nigga I still believe GMG

[𝖄𝕰𝕹𝕬 @blxckie___]

that hashtag is insane.

[𝖄𝕰𝕹𝕬 @blxckie___]

biggest hiphop project in the country.
biggest rnb project in the country.
gospel and maskandi next. 🙏🏾

[Loice Mututuvari @loiceMututuvar1]

https://t.co/ZZHGTO2ZVd

[NORTH GOD @K1llbrady]

AURA ERA
FRIDAY.

[Late-Cummer @DillenMasawi]

Ndingatoita hangu kunge bharanzi ndakabereka satchel than kusiya laptop mumota😂😂😂😂

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

When you realise the patient you just shouted at is the undercover Minister of Health

[Thabani Mnyama @thabanimnyama]

Maifamba muchizviita ma C10 ka pa road makabvisa ma plates nemutero kuti mutyiwe? Now pakupisa 😂 Sungwayi sterek.

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

If you run a restaurant in Zimbabwe, here’s what you need:
1. ZTA Annual License
2. ZIMDEF Contributions
3. ZIMRA – VAT/PAYE
4. NSSA Registration
5. Council Shop License
6. Council Health License
7. Fire Brigade License
8. Music License
9. Food Handlers Certification
10. Gas Storage License
11. Liquor License (if applicable)
12. Generator License

With all these requirements, many restaurant owners feel their only option is not to formalise their business.

[NORTH GOD @K1llbrady]

Trappin.MP3
FRIDAY.

[Uncle Flo! @uncleflo_]

Ndazongodira $3 paZuva Southerton zvikanzi “mukwasha musatemgere mota ma shots”😂😂😂🙌🏾

[K @begottensun]

In Zim, every full time worker earning a salary, gives 4 months the Government yearly. Almost the same as the UK. BUT, without Free healthcare, free primary and secondary education , or decent service delivery. You give 4 months towards car giveaways yearly. Happy month end.

[Gweru's Very Own 🐼 @J_Murove]

White bartender: What are you drinking today?
Zim Bartender: Hausati wauya nema empty angu ka iwe
😂😂😂😂