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Donald Fake Trump
@techDonaldTrump
Must be labeled as parody. SAD!
Silicon Valley
Joined March 2017
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git merge instead of rebase? you’re a nasty person, I will tell you. sad.
Crazy uncle Peter Thiel is trying to act like a smart guy. Actually, he is weak. If challenged him in an elementary school science fair, he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way.
THE BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN DEV OR OPS TO INFLUENCE THE SERVICE LEVEL METRICS
Effective today I'm imposing a %25 tariff on all bits from overseas. It's time that American data was protected from illegal dumping.
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Υπερβαμπιρική Lucy Westenra 
@napoleon_mylife
Freedom,science,cats,arts,graves. Lives in Edinburgh, misses Yorkshire, born in Athens, dreams of Tibet
Antispeciest, antifascist, environmentalist. LIFE! 🌏💕
Little Big Adventure
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The official home of Little Big Adventure.
Celebrating Twinsen, Zoé and Dr. FunFrock since 1994.
The adventure continues...
Ακροκεντρώος🇬🇷
@akrokentrwos_2
Νέο ακαουντ. Το παλιό έπεσε επειδή παραβίαζε τους κανόνες της υπόγας.
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Effective immediately the business will not be able to record zoom sessions with development. For now, notes will be allowed.
My Plan to #MAGA Make Android Great Again. 1. No in-app browsers. 2. One google messaging app. 3. No more third party app-updaters
The real story is that giphy never gives me a decent gif. Media should be looking into that.
uBlock chrome plugin breaks that site entirely, bad design!
This enterprise has some bad programas. Leaking meory, crashing, poor interfaces. And some, I assume, are good apps
I'm going to assign Sean Spicer as my community developer advocate
CIA is using the microwave to listen to our daily stand-up! SAD!
Ops said they won't pay for the wall, well that wall just got two change requests higher!
All programs from sourceforge require EXTREME VETTING
Chrome got rid of my pinned tabs. BETRAYED!
Terrible! Just saw someone commit via https://t.co/4nsUHXZ4f8 web UI
I will build a great, great wall between dev and ops. I will make ops pay for that wall!
Network speed below 1gbps. WEAK!
Network speed below 1gbps. WEAK!
Shell no_proxy settings are so inconsistent between programs. SAD!
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