Here's a proper introduction:
I'm intense, unapologetically mah self, and a little chaotic.
I contain a lot of dark energy and I don't do neutral
You either love me or you're wrong.
I live in the terminal and thrive in the dark.
But don't worry, you'll learn to love me 😌🫶✨
Anthropic is paying people with ZERO AI experience $3,850/week to work on frontier AI research.
No PhD.
No published papers.
No ML background.
Just strong technical thinking.
In 4 months, fellows:
• Found $4.6M in crypto vulnerabilities
• Discovered zero-day exploits
• Published AI safety papers
• Got hired by Anthropic (40% of them)
You work directly with the researchers behind Claude.
You get paid $61,600 + compute budget.
This might be the most insane backdoor into top-tier AI research right now.
If you are interested apply here- https://t.co/GHjXNJfXcM
A 24-year-old quant in Connecticut spent his days translating market ideas into code.
Salary: $650,000.
An autonomous AI agent now does that pipeline faster than he can open Bloomberg.
Hypothesis.
Code.
Backtest.
Optimize.
Deploy.
Copytrade https://t.co/ZFyHHogVrZ
90 seconds.
The scary part isn’t that AI can trade.
It’s that the cost of experimentation just collapsed to zero.
When hypotheses become free, alpha stops belonging to institutions.
It belongs to whoever can ask the best questions.
So X gave me a compulsory stay away order, can’t tweet or reply tweets had to use my other account to announce that market don close this night, it’s gonna be me packet tracer and bug zaps!!!
@Tordd01@0xPhilanthrop Saw you said you’ll pin something at 50 followers, i had to follow with my second account!!! Now let people know who you are brodie!!!
A 26-year-old in Chengdu hasn’t told his parents he quit Tencent 9 months ago.
Every morning he still leaves the apartment at 8:45.
Same coffee shop.
Same route to the office.
Same fake commute his father used to make.
At 9:30 he comes home, opens a terminal, and trades Polymarket all day.
His wallet now shows $186,000.
The wallet:
https://t.co/oBR5kljMJe
Copytrade https://t.co/ZFyHHogVrZ
The name “justdance” wasn’t random.
His mom used to play Just Dance with him on the Wii when he was 12. Back when she thought he’d become a doctor.
He kept the name for the wallet.
Private joke.
She’ll never see it.
I pulled the wallet history and ran the entire strategy through Claude.
What he’s doing is almost insulting in its simplicity.
No AI signals.
No macro analysis.
No prediction model.
Just one filter that rejects 79% of trades before they ever happen.
That’s the edge.
41 days of data:
→ 8,640 BTC 5-minute markets scanned
→ only 1,847 trades entered
→ 71% win rate
→ Sharpe 2.84
→ max drawdown: $640
The system only checks two things.
Binance and Coinbase must both move at least $50 in the same direction within 30 seconds.
If only one exchange moves, the bot ignores it.
One witness isn’t enough.
Between second 30 and 90, order book imbalance must exceed 1.8.
Below that?
No trade.
Above it?
Instant entry.
He enters at the 60-second mark.
Takes profit at 75¢.
Cuts at 35¢.
Never holds to market resolution.
That single exit rule added $3,100 during his best backtested week.
The infrastructure is almost funny:
• $5 VPS in Frankfurt
• $20/month Claude subscription
• DuckDB processing 41GB locally
Total stack cost:
$25/month.
He uses poly_data for order flow and py_clob_client v2 for execution.
That’s it.
The reason this works isn’t intelligence.
It’s restraint.
The bot is perfectly comfortable doing nothing 79% of the day.
Most humans physically can’t.
His parents still call every Sunday asking how things are at Tencent.
He says:
“Pretty good.”
Can you work remotely for 5-7 hours per week in helping to keep operations running smoothly for $13hr as a VIRTUAL ASSISTANT?
Then this is for you.
There are 3 Vacancies.
How to Apply:
Send your CV and cover letter to
[email protected]
Application closing 🔜
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And have Excellent typing speed (minimum 50 WPM) with high accuracy
This role is for you.
Location: Fully remote
Pay: $28–$32/hr competitive part-time pay
Note ❗
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